No personal attacks and keep the vulgarity at a gentlemanly level. I created the original rivalry thread for just this purpose, to talk smack about the other clubs in one place so other forums won't be trolled. Let's keep it funny and entertaining like we used to. Mods will card if you can't keep it above the belt. PS Milan merda
Yesterday afternoon I was watching the Bologna match through a window of a barber shop in Boston's financial district for a bit as I was waiting for my lady. The guy had no clients and he saw me and waved me in out of the cold. He was an Italian American guy with a poster of the 2006 WC team, an ADP poster, a Messi poster and a signed poster of Messi, and a couple other recent Barca greats (I know who they are but their names escape me atm) and he was knowledgeable about Serie A and La Liga. So we're chit chatting as we watch the Bologna match and I say, "how cool would it be if Destro scores a late winner against his former club?" He nods or whatever and then, a few seconds later, says "no. Destro didn't play for Juve. He played for Milan.... And Roma." I said "Juve? I thought that was Siena." And it takes him a few seconds and then he laughed and said, "hey man. You were setting me up for that." He was cool about it, though.
Two derbies today. One geographical, Hellas and Chievo. The other a derby in terms of similar quality and aspirations, Inter and Samp.
Montella sucks. I've been saying that for a few years. We should've gotten at least 3rd at least once of his spell with us, even with ACM's robbery.
It happens. I meant to ask you: I made a fire today in my clay oven thing and the wood started to bubble. What was that? It was bubbling liquid on the end of the log.
It just wasn't seasoned enough. When I was in the firewood biz I'd always season (cut it, split it, let it sit) a year when I could. No biggie, though.
I had a vacant lot in Phoenix and a lot of wooded land in Eastern Arizona, I would truck firewood to the lot and I paid an old Mexican dude and his son to split it, bag it and sell it to gas stations and such for peoples' fireplaces. Good money.
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+1 if you can identify the drink.
Close Negroni Ingredients: 1 oz (1 part) Gin, 1 oz (1 part) Campari, 1 oz (1 part) Sweet red Vermouth Preparation: Stir into glass over ice, garnish and serve. Americano Ingredients: Soda Water, 1 oz Campari, 1 oz Red Vermouth Preparation: Pour the Campari and vermouth over ice into glass, add a splash of soda water and garnish with half orange slice. Served: On the rocks; poured over ice Standard garnish: Half an Orange Slice Drinkware: Old Fashioned glass
I hate defending Berlusconi but I've been drinking so let me know what you think of Nick's (well, that's me) comment here. http://sports.yahoo.com/news/balotelli-italian-whos-had-too-013900644.html
I turn the TV on and see this. First thought is why did he clear the ball across the goal mouth. Then I saw that it was not a defensive play. 701500218253164544 is not a valid tweet id