Preacher wants a $65 Million Jet

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  1. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    A 65 millon dollar jet? That is so unreasonable!

    Guys, all Jesus wants me to have in order to get you all to understand grace and empower change is two first class tickets to Bora Bora and a week at the Sofitel private island resort, so my wife and I can share the good news of the Gospel personally with the natives who work at that hotel.

    Send me a PM if you want to help me. Thank you in advance.
     
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  2. luftmensch

    luftmensch Member+

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    United States
    May 4, 2006
    Petaluma
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Creflo Dollar is his name? No red flags there, nope, nuh uh.
     
  3. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Dollar’s Bronx church was closed. Multiple attempts to reach Dollar through prayer proved unsuccessful.
     
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  4. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

    Mar 4, 2010
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You miss 100% of the shots that you do not take.

    So why not ask for the Jet.
     
  5. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    See! Arr! Oh, Oh, Kay! See! Arr! Oh, Oh, Kay! SEe! Arr! Oh, Oh, Kay, and Creflo was his name-o!

    Actually, Dollar is one of the redneckier names from this region. Most of the people I've heard of named Dollar don't have any dollars. Or any sense...
     
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  6. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    I mean, Oral Roberts tried telling folks that he'd die if they didn't give him 8 million dollars. He got about five million and told them God had decided to spare him.
     
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  7. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Not quite......he was ratted out in Dec '09. He was able to run but hiding was impossible.
     
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  8. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I'm surprised that God didn't want Dollar to have a new jet engine since that is all that was wrong with the plane. Maybe God needs a mechanic or needs to get a second opinion.
     
  9. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    He's a Creator, not a Maintainer ;)
     
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  10. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    So when Godz shit breaks down he throws it away and creates another. I knew it was right that we were a throwaway society. ;)
    America, ******** Yea. :D
     
  11. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Huffinton says:...........

    Creflo Dollar doesn’t need your help buying a $65 million luxury jet -- not when his international ministry team has promised to buy him one.
    The board of directors behind the popular televangelist's nonprofit organization World Changers Church International has reaffirmed its support for him -- and his dream of purchasing a luxury Gulfstream G650 jet.
    The WCCI said its pastors are committed to “aggressive travel schedules” to destinations around the world, which can’t be fulfilled by any means other than a private airplane.

    Janice should have wished higher than a Mercedes Benz and a colour TV.
     
  12. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu

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