PBP: Matchday 2: United States vs Portugal; June 22nd; 6pm ET

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

 

my heart can't take this...

 

OMG, if we eliminate CR7...

 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!

 

lol, English commentators really hate Portugal.

 

We'll dong the ball in your net it's the American way!!!!

Toby Keith

 

GIF of joyous crying person with Afro please.

 

Thank goodness it is as big as it is... or maybe, he just has huge BALLS!

 

Chandler scares the shit out of me now

 

Okay, Chandler. Change my mind about you.

 

How people continue to question Klinsmann is beyond me... his roster choices work

 

I'm glad he finally didn't completely screw the pooch.

 

So NOW we know why Klinsi brought Yedlin. Defensive liability, perhaps, but he's doing fine playing as a midfielder and overloading Ronaldo's side.

 

Chandler on? ******** it everybody behind the ball!

 

81' 2-1 Jones passes perfectly from 25m mid-right down to box right foot, Yedlin engages warp drive and tires out Portugal just watching him run 5m past the line. Backpass to Bradley at 14m center, pops wide to 10m 6-left. Zusi(?) crosses to 5m 1/3 right, Dempsey is past Beto and lunges his thigh/gut into ball, deflects it into back right.

 

If I have to say something negative, this flopping is embarrassing.

 

6-8 minutes US….hold it

 

That was a polite way of telling you all to calm the heck down.

 

Well they are pretty hopeless tonight, combined with the diving and our support of the USA its not surprising...

 

THIS