My spies from MI5 have gotten their hands on the rough draft of a letter that will be going out to season ticket holders. It goes as follows.... Dear Season Ticket Holder #45479, Now comes the time of the season where we will be requiring most of what's in your bank account. Please do it before Christmas to fund our shopping. If any of you would like to send us your bank details we can calculate how much we think you should spend every week and have it automatically deducted from your account. There is a $25 service charge for that. We have done alot of work here at Crew headquaters developing barcodes to put on the back of your children's necks. We can't tell you why but we can tell you that it only stings for a second. Honest. We have good news and bad news on the parking situation. The bad news is that the price has jumped to $20. The good news is that prices are per-wheel so if you ride a bicycle your getting deal. Are you ready for another exciting season? Kyle Martino will be playing out of his own 18 for another year. We look forward to it. We're also looking of signing some more young promising players so that we can dash their hopes of every playing for their country as well as keeping you aasholes from saying that we aren't ambitious. So come on and renew your season ticket. And by the way. The Hunt family forgot about us at the Crew FO because they were dealing with their other sports teams. Since we were snubbed on Holiday Bonuses we're takin' out yer azz bítchez. Skeet skeet skeet skeet..... Pay up, The Crew
An example for newer members of how long the fans and front office have been annoyed with each other. We won the shield in 2004 and attendance promptly dropped for the disastrous 2005 season.
Not sure if you ever had a chance to knock down a few cold ones with Eggy but he was a blast to drink with. What happened to him?