Now that Mark McCullers is not the Crew GM, the question becomes...

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Ch(Elsey), Nov 7, 2013.

  1. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Will Zak come back to BS?


    As per the reliable Facebook status, he claims to be purchasing season tickets now that MM is gone.

    "This forum sucks."
    Zip has multiple theories on why this forum has gone downhill. Ever humble former moderator HHM posits that the forum saw better days during his reign. Some might say it is the fact that idiots are allowed to post without any type of true Crew initiation.


    But we all know what really happened. That's right. Mark McCullers happened. Now that he is out as GM, BS Crew will be saved. And who is our savior? Again, you know the guy who is fit to correct this deleterious situation....


    The guy who judges women on how many dates they have a month, how many times they tan a week, and how many meals they throw up a day.
     
  2. ZipSix

    ZipSix BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2000
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    in before thread lock
     
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  3. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You forgot about how fast it takes for them to run one mile.

    And we're also making sure that Ch(Elsey) knows that Mark is still the club President, in charge of business operations only. I've seen a lot of stuff that implies people think he is 100% out.
     
  4. Placid Casual

    Placid Casual Member+

    Apr 2, 2004
    Bentley's Roof
    I am reliably informed that he is getting a suite for the season and intends to turn it into an outpost of Columbus Gold.
     
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  5. fidlerre

    fidlerre Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    Central Ohio
    How on earth could you forget the most important, how long it takes said ladies to a run a mile.
    Edit: Shit, Pete beat to me to it. Damn, that's a true shame...
     
  6. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes, I am well aware of the press release on Mark's position....

    So are you saying that BigSoccer Crew will not be the once glorious heaven that it once was until MM is completely booted from this massive club?
     
  7. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
  8. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Monsieur Bernardo lives!
     
  9. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So either someone hacked into Zak's account or he is a being that when you say his name three times (or post a thread directed at him), then he will appear.
     
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  10. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    In less than 30 seconds I have assessed that much like the 'land before time' not a thing has changed here at Big Soccer.

    Can someone go to the trouble of explaining to me how it would be possible for Crew to play Total Football in 2014?

    Can I look forward to the tactically superior 3-5-2 formation?
     
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  11. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    I think the theory is that we'll be better organized defensively. We'll look to counterattack (which means never conceding the first goal) and hope a volume of shots translates to goals. In other words a lot like 10 years ago but without a young Jeff Cunningham or Edson Buddle.
     
  12. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Supporters Shield one draw at a time then?
     
  13. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Based on "Zak"'s posts, I am going to question the reliability of this information.
     
  14. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Something like that. The 2004 Crew were certainly more talented relative to their competition than the 2014 Crew are, at least at the moment. I'm not expecting a defender of the year performance from anyone next season like we got from Fraser. Lampson isn't at Busch in 2004 level either. Higuain is better than Magic Simon but I don't see Anor as at Paule standards. Oduro is Cunningham minus the dribbling skills. Arrieta isn't up to Dante or Buddle levels.
     
  15. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wait a damn minute. Not in my thread. Not this time.

    Ross mother-fvcking hat-trick Paule > 2013 Crew Roster
     
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  16. Placid Casual

    Placid Casual Member+

    Apr 2, 2004
    Bentley's Roof
    Not quite sure what your point is here.
     
  17. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    I hope when Crew re-brands the kit is done by Puma. I want something slightly more form fitting.
     
  18. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As my father (who is not Bill Archer for god's sake. I am still not sure who started that fabrication) would say:

    I will believe it when I see it.
     
  19. Placid Casual

    Placid Casual Member+

    Apr 2, 2004
    Bentley's Roof
    Believe what?
     
  20. Tycon5

    Tycon5 Member

    Jun 26, 2000
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It
     
  21. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That he will have a suite and return. My god. Did you start drinking early today?
     
  22. Placid Casual

    Placid Casual Member+

    Apr 2, 2004
    Bentley's Roof
    Well I might, just might, have been joking about the suite. I thought the giveaway would be mentioning that it would have an outpost of a strip club in there......
     
  23. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So you want Fulham 11/12 kits made by Kappa?
     
  24. melloyello

    melloyello Member

    Dec 19, 2000
    Columbus
    this thing still works.
     
  25. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Holy shit. Another pre-MLS Cup winners bandwagon poster. This thread may detonate.
     

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