Pre-match: Looking for Texian Army, El Batallon, La Bateria, & Brickwall scarves

Hungryjack · Jul 22, 2012

It was me. I was the guy who disrespected the colors. I'm a bad Dynamo supporter and I have to go the rest of my life knowing that my actions were frowned upon by several other orange devotees. I was given a Dishonorable Discharge from the Texian Army and I must wear the scarlet orange letter upon my chest to this day for the crimes I have committed.

Oh but the story gets even worse! On the weekend of September 29th of this year, there will be some New England supporters flying down for the game and not only will I drive them around the city (which is apparently an even greater sign of disrespect to my beloved team, worthy of many censored expletives in this very thread), but I will open my own home to them to provide free room and board. Yes, these New England infidels will eat my food and sleep under the same roof as my prized Pat Onstad jersey and autographed Nate Jaqua promotional soccer ball.

I only hope that the Dynamo front office isn't so outraged by this that they stake a burning Dynamo crest in my front yard that night. There can be no greater horror than Chris Canetti and Dynamo Diesel dancing in loincloths in the street in front of my house screaming for Yankee blood while lit by the full moon and the light of their torches as they wave their pitchforks at me.

I am possibly the worst supporter this team has ever had.

The_Ponce · Jul 23, 2012

Hungryjack said: ↑

It was me. I was the guy who disrespected the colors. I'm a bad Dynamo supporter and I have to go the rest of my life knowing that my actions were frowned upon by several other orange devotees. I was given a Dishonorable Discharge from the Texian Army and I must wear the scarlet orange letter upon my chest to this day for the crimes I have committed.

Oh but the story gets even worse! On the weekend of September 29th of this year, there will be some New England supporters flying down for the game and not only will I drive them around the city (which is apparently an even greater sign of disrespect to my beloved team, worthy of many censored expletives in this very thread), but I will open my own home to them to provide free room and board. Yes, these New England infidels will eat my food and sleep under the same roof as my prized Pat Onstad jersey and autographed Nate Jaqua promotional soccer ball.

I only hope that the Dynamo front office isn't so outraged by this that they stake a burning Dynamo crest in my front yard that night. There can be no greater horror than Chris Canetti and Dynamo Diesel dancing in loincloths in the street in front of my house screaming for Yankee blood while lit by the full moon and the light of their torches as they wave their pitchforks at me.

I am possibly the worst supporter this team has ever had.
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Wait a second.....you have an autographed Nate Jaqua promotional ball and room for that many people in your house?! GTFO!!!!

tonyg1978 · Jul 23, 2012

We gave shelter to a few DC United fans last week. We had a blast. Good people and good times were had. they weren't happy with the 4-0 whipping but it's just a game. It's just a game.