The most recent one points out that in addition to being a class A moron, Mr. Brecheen is also a plagerizer...
"I specifically remember asking how in 4,000 years of recorded history how ....." Comic gold. His professors probably wnt from his class straight to the bar.
Note the irony: "we have yet to see the ongoing evidence of evolution (i.e. a monkey jumping out of a tree and putting on a business suit)."
I'm struggling to believe this is true. When I have more time I'll try to find out more. Kentucky Creationist Museum to Feature Dragons, Unicorns
I looked him up on teh Googles--turns out, he makes a living as a motivational speaker. You keep on keeping on, Josh!
But we do have documented "evidence" of a snake in a garden that suddenly sits-up and begins talking though. Does that not count? :
I told this joke in Spanish in the Conmebol jokes thread. I thought it would be funny in the Creationist thread, so I tried to adapt it to English. God came down to earth once, so all the animals lined up to complain about how they'd been created. The elephant was first in line, and he said: "Please God, make my trunk smaller. I'm the joke of the jungle for having such a huge nose." God replied: "My son, don't you realize that I designed your trunk so you could drink all the water you want without having to bend down, and so you could bathe yourself?" The elephant repented and asked God for forgiveness. Next in line was the Giraffe, and she said: "God, please, make my neck shorter. All the animals in the jungle laugh at me and my long neck." God replied: "My daughter, with that long and beautiful neck that I designed for you, you can reach the highest and freshest fruits, and you can enjoy a privileged diet." The Giraffe understood and also asked God for forgiveness. Then the chicken walked up to God and said: God, don't give me no bullshit! Either you make my eggs smaller or you make my ass bigger. OK?
I was once on a road trip and found myself in Arkansas. I wanted to go to the creationist museum/theme park that the Duggars went to but my traveling companion refused. Arkansas is the only place on that road trip (4 months & 28,000 miles long) where we saw a roach. Coincidence?
The latter, I'm afraid. Had it been the former, we would have spent way more than just one night there.