Poll: Justin Mapp's hair, what should be done? a) Nothing, he's looking like a young Bobby Charlton b) Shave, the "acceptance" phase of hair loss c) Plugs, the "denial" phase of hair loss d) Pony tail, the "screw you" phase of hair loss
I've been suspicious for quite some time that Ronaldiño wears that hair scrunchy thing because he is in fact balding, and it's a great way to hide his wig. I think Justin needs one of those.
Seriously, I've also wondered if we should start calling him Samson. I'm pretty sure if someone cared to do the work, we could create a pretty convincing power point that shows how Justin's performance is directly tied to how much hair he has/had. I'm glad someone finally brought this up in a thread, because I've obviously been thinking about this for a bit. I'm now beginning to frighten myself.
And can someone change the title of this thread to Justin Mapp's hair? I almost didn't click on this link because I'm tired of reading the same thing about Justin. It hasn't changed in like 4 years. (spare me the inevitable - and right - comments about how he hasn't changed...) This topic deserves more attention than it's getting.
Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous Cuz everyone would start calling him lazy. Wait...
Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous Because white people look ********ing stupid with dreadlocks.
Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous I don't think he has enough hair for that. How about a nice mullet?
I've had 24 hours to think it over, and I'm definitely going to go with encouraging Justin to move into the acceptance zone and shave his head. Didn't Agassi make a comeback after he went with the shaved head?
Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous You can't have business in the front if there's nothing there.
Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous I'm not so sure- a skilled hair stylist could adopt one of these fine do's for him:
Re: I'm a steppin razor, don't watch my size, I'm dangerous I kinda agree with a previous poster he should try the Ronaldinho. They have simmer skills. They both have technical ability and both are kinda lazy/scared to use it. Or he should try the Bret Michaels bandana thing