break that record, biiiiiitch! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100127/ap_on_re_as/as_new_zealand_reptile_plunder Man caught at airport with 44 lizards in pants WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A German man who stuffed 44 small lizards into his underwear before trying to board a flight has been sentenced to prison in New Zealand for plundering the country's protected species.
Surprised you didn't work Israel into the thread. Chico posted it, more appropriately, in the Weird News thread: