Soccer Parents what are your sideline needs?

Discussion in 'Youth & HS Soccer' started by iknowitall, Oct 16, 2009.

  1. iknowitall

    iknowitall New Member

    Sep 3, 2009
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    We have all seen the fleece knotted blankets, the fleece/waterproof ponchos, and we all own the folding chairs that we haul to and from the field.... but what are we missing or what have you seen that has greatly improved your soccer watching experience? :rolleyes:

    I know that who ever invented the collapsible/foldable bench for the little kids to sit on while they are sitting out was a genius! I often see our coach huddled up with them on there too...
     
  2. headerdunce

    headerdunce Member

    Dec 19, 2005

    Two things. Levity and beer. Not necessarily in that order.
     
  3. cleansheetbsc

    cleansheetbsc Member+

    Mar 17, 2004
    Club:
    --other--
    Laws of the Game would be nice.
     
  4. oneheadertoomany

    Feb 15, 2008
    A laryngitis epidemic...
     
  5. TexasScr

    TexasScr New Member

    Feb 28, 2008
    Houson
    More GLMs. Better yet, my kids game field (U-18s) surrounded by U-10 to U-12 games with GLMs.
     
  6. lollipops and sunflower seeds to keep the parents quiet. busy mouths can't yell too well.
     
  7. justanopinion

    justanopinion New Member

    Feb 28, 2007
    How about a cattle prod? After I plop down in my chair to watch a game and everyone slowly creeps in front of me - standing and blocking my view, I would like to give them a shock or two.
     
  8. desertgooner

    desertgooner New Member

    Oct 26, 2009
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    parents who know the rules, parents who don't let their kids grow up to be *** holes, and some shade...hey I'm in Phoenix :D
     
  9. Shinobu

    Shinobu Member

    Nov 6, 2009
    Narnia
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    everyone needs a snuggie

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  10. tonygravato

    tonygravato New Member

    Nov 10, 2009
    Little Egg Harbor,NJ
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    amen!!!!
     
  11. tonygravato

    tonygravato New Member

    Nov 10, 2009
    Little Egg Harbor,NJ
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    I'm thinking peanut butter filled cupcakes and as said before ---- A CLUE!
     
  12. GoStorm

    GoStorm Member

    Oct 24, 2008
    a jar of peanut butter & a spoon
    and some crackers
     
  13. bajanyankee

    bajanyankee Member

    Sep 29, 2009
    Maryland
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    I need for the immediate removal of every parent that cheers at the top of their lungs everytime little Tommy widly kicks the ball up in the air. lol
     
  14. GoStorm

    GoStorm Member

    Oct 24, 2008
    I once went to a kids place called leaps & bounds and they had a sound proof room for parents that wanted not to be out there with the kids
    They should have reverse at games - put all the parents that want to make bad/loud noise in a soundproof room and let them scream all they want in there - bother each other
     
  15. strangepup

    strangepup Member

    Mar 17, 2007
    LA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    a muzzle for parents would be fabulous. for me, i would love to have a big mug that says "STFU" on it.
     
  16. thesoccerphantom

    Nov 4, 2004
    Dallas Texas
    Snuggies......

    My wife has 2.
    Ridiculous...........
     
  17. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Looks like it's already available - I may have to get one for myself!

    http://www.cafepress.com/+stfu_coffee_mug,65787379
     
  18. GoStorm

    GoStorm Member

    Oct 24, 2008
  19. strangepup

    strangepup Member

    Mar 17, 2007
    LA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    nice...i can drink out of it while making eye contact with parents during games.
     
  20. GoStorm

    GoStorm Member

    Oct 24, 2008
    I am thinking I may order a few - I know some folks who would like that
    or go to local ceramic shop and paint one like that so I can use red paint and maybe put some flames or devil horns around it or a devil pitchfork on it - hmmmm
     

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