This is not probably gonna go down well, but it's unfortunately well-deserved... THE TIE-FIGHTERS. "We don't play to win; we play to draw." A Star Wars pun, by the way.
I dunno. Makes it sound like we fight ties. We're more tie-lovers, really. Although, it is true that in Star Wars the TIE fighters did manage to continually post depressing results against opponents with significantly smaller budgets. So there's something to it. Possible new slogans: LA Galaxy: More tied up than your sex gimp. LA Galaxy: More drawing and less skill than a fourth-grade art class.
LA Galaxy: More tied up than your sex gimp. That one made me crack up....we need to use that one....good stuff....