Joe Cannon (thinking but not saying): "As long as I hold this helium in my mouth, I can float up here all day!"
That's not a bad shout actually. He's already 30, he's only playing in SPL, not like EPL anymore or anything. And he's EXACTLY the type of player our midfield needs.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/photo_galleries/4148639.stm For those of you lost on this conversation. Sorry Sam.