England = Biggest Sluts on Earth

Discussion in 'International News' started by GringoTex, Dec 2, 2008.

  1. JBigjake

    JBigjake Member+

    Nov 16, 2003
    I won't ask how you know that! :D
     
  2. The Biscuitman

    The Biscuitman Member+

    Jul 4, 2007
    Club:
    Reading FC
    LOL @ an American website criticising another nation of being fat & ugly
     
  3. YankHibee

    YankHibee Member+

    Mar 28, 2005
    indianapolis
    Yes, slightly thinner and much uglier sounds quite appealing. Run with that.
     
  4. 96Squig

    96Squig Member

    Feb 4, 2004
    Hanover
    Club:
    Hannover 96
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    I don't have grudge against the English, and as my nation comes in 3rd on the 1st measure (even though it is more the guys) I should keep my mouth shut, but this is somehow spot on LOL
     
  5. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    If you honestly think the women on the previous page were real lookers no WONDER you got loads of action over here, dude :D

    Our standards are generally a little higher ;) :D
     
  6. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Nice try. I've lived in both places. And I've never used the word "fugly" as often as I did in London.
     
  7. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Another nice try, eh?

    But your point raises an interesting question. The demographics of London compared to the rest of Britain. I think you'll find, (in fact, I'm pretty sure), that London has one of the highest proportion of foreigners in England. That's why we built the M25... to keep the fecking ugly foreigners in.

    Just remind me where you lived again, Nic? ;) :D

    I keed, I keed... :)
     
  8. JBigjake

    JBigjake Member+

    Nov 16, 2003
    He hasn't mentioned West Virginia or the deep south, has he?
     
  9. Dyvel

    Dyvel Member+

    Jul 24, 1999
    The dog end of a day gone by
    Club:
    Leeds United AFC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    Some people hate the English...

    [youtube]5afCwO8JxP4[/youtube]
     
  10. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    The foreigners were the only women that made the experience tolerable!
     
  11. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Hmmm... I'm not sure his historical and political analysis and perspective would be endorsed by A.J.P. Taylor but other than that, well spotted*


    * If you'll pardon the pun :)
     
  12. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    :D

    Ah! OK!

    Like I say, we keep the best for ourselves, out in 'the sticks'. I haven't been back there for 25 years if I could avoid it, (a Peckham boy if you remember :)), and it's normally thought that nobody with any common sense would live in a shit-hole like London. Y'know... what with being of foreigners and all...

    YMMV. :)
     
  13. chrisinho

    chrisinho Member

    Apr 24, 2002
    Back in HelLA
    When I first moved to London, I found the women to have stronger features and lower-pitched voices - generally masculine and therefore a turnoff. Four years later, I moved back to the US and I found the women to be overly made-up and possessing a hyper-feminine, shrilly whine. Anyway, I soon got over it in both cases.
     
  14. Peretz48

    Peretz48 Member+

    Nov 9, 2003
    Los Angeles
    And I was expecting some proper pictorial representations of some of those English sluts (not the fatties). Oh wait, I forgot- BS has banned those. Pity.
     
  15. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    You forced yourself, eh? ;) :D

    I think it's probably true, (as much as any generalisation is, anyway),that British men prefer strong women. Personally I can't stand these appalling air-head, barbie-doll types we see, for example, on the American news programs as reporters.
     
  16. crazypete13

    crazypete13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 7, 2007
    A walk from BMO
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    Sure we do - but we don't name our mid afternoon snack after a beverage ;)
     
  17. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Yeah, I've heard that.

    Your loss dude :)
     
  18. crazypete13

    crazypete13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 7, 2007
    A walk from BMO
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    I have enough British relatives to know what I'm missing.
     
  19. Pigs

    Pigs Member

    Everton FC
    England
    Mar 31, 2001
    Everywhere and nowhere
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    That's nothing to do with women. It's the way you/we speak.

    British generally speak in deeper voices, and Americans speak higher pitched and more through the nose.

    When I hear American fellas, especially if their white, they seem to have a high-pitch and geeky. Just the way it is. Something to do with the climate.


    As for the title itself. I'm British and I agree 100%. The are fkin sluts everywhere. We in England live in a society with no values anymore. The men are slags and the women are sluts. I live in a seaside town which is amazing in the summer. mainly due to the foreign girls coming in and the ones all over the country.

    I wouldn't say all our women are ugly. Just 80%.
     
  20. Seaside Mafia

    Seaside Mafia New Member

    May 29, 2005
    London
    I believe that the survey is only talking about heterosexual relationships?
     
  21. Seaside Mafia

    Seaside Mafia New Member

    May 29, 2005
    London
    Actually, you're very wrong on that count.
     
  22. YankHibee

    YankHibee Member+

    Mar 28, 2005
    indianapolis
    You're right, I'll take you outta the mix. Those tits tattooed on your back really threw me off.
     
  23. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Nothing like a bit of banter on the forums, eh guys.

    Good stuff :)
     
  24. Seaside Mafia

    Seaside Mafia New Member

    May 29, 2005
    London
    OOOOOOH! Hark at her!
     
  25. JumpinJackFlash

    JumpinJackFlash New Member

    Mar 15, 2007
    Soviet Britannia
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Kazakhstan
    I like Cheryl Tweedy and Jen Ellison, northern girls are better than southern. Since Ashley Cole is a closet mincer, I think he should donate his Mrs to me.
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