I threatened it, so here it is. Quite frankly the personal insults on the main forum are getting a little annoying, so this thread will be here so that if you have a problem with another poster, take it up with them here. Insults on the main forum will be merged in with this thread, so this will be the one place where you can say pretty much what you want...think of it as E&G Rivalries There are some base rules: * No racism * No homophobia * No juvenile exchanges And finally, in the style of the now legendary World Rivalries, if you can't take it, don't dish it. If you have a problem with someone and you're willing to have a go at them, be prepared for them to have a go back. Don't run off crying, because the only time that we will monitor reported posts from this thread is where the insults are severe or break the base rules. Also, bear in mind that if you do circumvent the rules above, you will be banned from all E&G forums. I'm all for squashing the beef, but if it descends into racist or homophobic insults, then we don't want you about here anyway. Right, lets see how many people use this...
I hate Jo Brand, whilst I admire her for taking on the chin her obese unattractiveness, having no humour beyond jokes about her size, enjoyment of food and desire for sexual relations with any individuals, willing or not, well that hardly makes you comedic now does it. It's kinda like B-Rabbit's self-depreciating warts-and-all admission of his patheattic life at the end of 8 mile, "if I mock me then no-one else will have ammunition", which is a perfectly acceptable defence-mechanism, but why oh why do we have to put up with her being allowed to repeatedly vent these quimsical anecdotes in lieu of humour.... I also hate essEX, but thats another thing for another day. I hate Sven. I hate McSven. And I hate Capello, even more so, I hate Capello and McSven for making me actually MISS the days of Sven!!! I hate Marcel Desailly. He is what Big Ron said, whatever the further implications may be. I hate Frank LeBoeuf, and all the other foreign mercanaries that bought cheating to the premiership. I hate Cheatski, and what they have become thanks to irrelevant millions. I'm sure I will also hate what ManC will become also, though at least they had the good grace of being pityable before they came contemptable. I hate Rugby Union, it's just not manned up enough. I hate the north, as do I laaandun. I hate the dis-jointed compartmentalisation BS imposed on 78. I hate my nextdoor neighbour. Not profound, my actual nextdoor neighbour- he's a reprehensible glutton who looks like a 6ft 6 bald italian mickey mouse- and sounds like him. I hate aspects of those closest to me, for only the trusted can betray you and only the valued can let you down. I hate people, and as someone completely dependant on company, I hate being such a misanthrop. Yea I know this ain't the point of the thread, but I guess I gotta put my 5 cents in b4 I get drawn into a petty SP style e-gument with some chumps I'll never know.....
I read through the rant and clocked the bit about those closest to you...a wise man once said that betrayal can only come through trust, sad and annoying really. PS I have beef with my girlfriend's best mate now. Long story but I would like to make her go away
i have beef with obama, cristiwhatever his name is that keeps posting stupid shit, and the 12 year old that will ask us next week if he should get vapors or lasers.
....or the 12 yr old really a 39yr old paedo..... bigg, is the best mate hot? I can make hot women go away....read take that any which way but luce, err, loose yo which night is this Croydon jumpoff?
Saturday kid, told you already! And I don't think she's too hot but a lot of guys do...she's too skinny for my liking. There you go, to keep it relevant I have beef with super skinny girls...I worry I would break them in half
Who u callin "kid" son! Man u know I love them thick girls too, gotta have a chick that can cook right!?!?
I hate everyone who asks "I play X position, which boots should I buy?" It doesn't effing matter you assbags! A couple ounces either way isn't going to matter!
How u gonna hate English Cafu Jealous son u trippin! Tho I hate centre backs who wear vapors, just ain't right!
I have now found my new insult of the week. Move over, "cockmuncher"! PS the point of the post is indeed valid
Well if you work on that basis, it's quite disheartening to know that no matter how good you are with the ladies, an ugly ******** of a footballer like Luke Chadwick is always gonna get quadruple the amount of ********** you do.
I HATE the new eBay section on BS. It's disgusting that they've added links to obviously fake jerseys. It's just dumb and stupid.
I hate thinking too much... I hate the idea that people around me are thinking things that I will never know. I hate that they, like me, thinks things but don't say them. It freaks me out.