Name the new stadium.

House of Payne.

Duh.

 

Vaporware Field.

(when construction starts, I'll consider other names)

 

B.I.W.I.S.I Park Field Stadium Grounds

 

[insert multinational corporation name here] Field.

 

Poplar Point Pitch

Stadium of Might

Anacostia Arena

United Thunderdome (2 teams enter, 1 team leave)

MacField

 

Field of Dreams.

 

Silly silly Meridian - the true name is "Whoever is going to give us the most cash" at Poplar Point.

 

Actual Existing Soccer Stadium in the District of Columbia.

 

"I'll Believe It When I See It" Arena

(obviously an homage to our first manager...)

 

Disney Arena

the place where dreams really do come true

 

Get Shot Here Field

 

Depends on the lease agreement that's made out...

If the city holds naming rights:
Frederick Douglass Field

If the team holds naming rights:
DC United Stadium, until it becomes Verizon Field

If the city holds naming, concession, and luxury suite rights, either:
City of Greenbelt Stadium, or
Eleanor Rooseveldt Stadium

If _I_ held naming rights (and who says I don't):
DC United Stadium or Poplar Point Park

 

if the city will own the stadium won't they get to name it?

 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The name for the new stadium will be "Scrubbing Bubbles Flushable Toilet Wipes Field at Poplar Point."

 

The Bruce Arena in the House of Payne at Douglass Stadium at Poplar Point.

Fans will know it as BAHPDSPP or "bop-disp" or, more informally, the Big Bopper.

 

The Riverside

- Teessnob

- Borosnob

 

[classified information] Stadium would be apropos...

 

Never Never Land at Disney Stadium.

New supporters group: The Lost Boys.

 

A.M.F. Stadium, named after the mayor who was shot 25,000 times on the day of the first game. Coincidentally there were 25,000 tickets sold to that game.

 

Highest Bidder Stadium/Field/Park/Center/Arena/Complex/whatthehellever.

 

Fenty Sucks Arena