You know what I hate? When, right in the middle of taking a really firm poop, it breaks off and you have to start over with the blunt end.
>>>>you have to start over with the blunt end. Hopefully you can keep the taper at the exiting end so your a--hole won't slam shut.
Welcome back, I was getting worried. Thought maybe you traded us in for a bunch of roller skatin' mama's.
I wish. My old computer crapped out and Alice just got a new one. So, I been out of the loop for like 3 months. Did I miss anything?
We still don't have a stadium. We also don't have Troy Perkins, and may not have Christian Gomez. We still have beer. And new shirts. When's Alice's next derby bout?
The DC Armory has fuc*ed around with the DCRG's schedule (must be something in the air in this town, huh?). The good news is every bout is a double header, so you'll get to see all four teams each bout. The bad news is Alice will most likely not be in the first bout of the new season (she had to take a brief leave of absence for a medical reason but don't worry, everything is fine. It turns out that I have the power to cause migraines just by being in the room). I'll let everyone know when the first bout is (probably mid/late February).
I figured out where you've been hiding these past few months..."Garth" http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22782812/