I'm Baaaaack.

Discussion in 'Barra Brava' started by Gavinmgraham, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. Gavinmgraham

    Gavinmgraham New Member

    Nov 8, 2005
    The Bar(ra Brava)
    You know what I hate? When, right in the middle of taking a really firm poop, it breaks off and you have to start over with the blunt end.
     
  2. inca15

    inca15 New Member

    Oct 12, 2006
    barra brava
    push hard
     
  3. Blancanieva

    Blancanieva New Member

    Sep 4, 2007
    Alexandria
    but not hard enough to get a rectal prolapse
     
  4. BackEastMisfit

    BackEastMisfit New Member

    Oct 7, 2007
    W Loudoun; RFK 135
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    >>>>you have to start over with the blunt end.

    Hopefully you can keep the taper at the exiting end so your a--hole won't slam shut.;)
     
  5. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Dear god almighty...
     
  6. Billtimore

    Billtimore New Member

    Aug 13, 2005
    Hampden,Baltimore,MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Be careful- Don't bust up yer "O'" ring
     
  7. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    He could always get it pierced later. ;)
     
  8. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Welcome back, I was getting worried. Thought maybe you traded us in for a bunch of roller skatin' mama's. ;)
     
  9. ShannonS

    ShannonS New Member

    Jul 17, 2007
    Not here
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  10. Gavinmgraham

    Gavinmgraham New Member

    Nov 8, 2005
    The Bar(ra Brava)








    I wish. My old computer crapped out and Alice just got a new one.
    So, I been out of the loop for like 3 months. Did I miss anything?
     
  11. blurtz23

    blurtz23 Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    S. Arlington, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    yeah, you missed, like, just about EVERYTHING, man!

    ;)
     
  12. Duffman

    Duffman New Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Lot 8, passed out
    Welcome back my friend. Interesting choice of topics to start, but welcome back none the less.
     
  13. Blondie4DCU

    Blondie4DCU New Member

    Aug 25, 2005
    DC
    Back and better than ever!
     
  14. merrybee

    merrybee Member+

    DC United
    United States
    Nov 8, 2005
    Mayor, Simpleton
    We still don't have a stadium.

    We also don't have Troy Perkins, and may not have Christian Gomez.

    We still have beer. And new shirts.


    When's Alice's next derby bout?
     
  15. blurtz23

    blurtz23 Member

    Nov 2, 2005
    S. Arlington, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    just don't tell him about the playoffs..... ;)
     
  16. The Toe

    The Toe Member

    Mar 30, 2002
    SF Bay Area
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does anyone ever notice that your pants fit better after a big dump?
     
  17. BBBulldog

    BBBulldog Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2004
    Dinamo Zagreb
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Croatia
    for ********s sake, scat board is this way
     
  18. Gavinmgraham

    Gavinmgraham New Member

    Nov 8, 2005
    The Bar(ra Brava)
    The DC Armory has fuc*ed around with the DCRG's schedule (must be something in the air in this town, huh?). The good news is every bout is a double header, so you'll get to see all four teams each bout. The bad news is Alice will most likely not be in the first bout of the new season (she had to take a brief leave of absence for a medical reason but don't worry, everything is fine. It turns out that I have the power to cause migraines just by being in the room). I'll let everyone know when the first bout is (probably mid/late February).
     
  19. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    [​IMG]

    Hey Gav, I was listening to this tonight and I thought of you. :D
     
  20. Gavinmgraham

    Gavinmgraham New Member

    Nov 8, 2005
    The Bar(ra Brava)
    Thanx man. Its the monkey with the handfull in the corner, right? :D
     
  21. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Actually it was the title and your first post but now that you mention it :D
     
  22. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
  23. Gavinmgraham

    Gavinmgraham New Member

    Nov 8, 2005
    The Bar(ra Brava)
    Dude, dont tell Alice. She thinks I've been on a peace corps mission feeding kids!!
     
  24. FCBfan

    FCBfan Member

    Nov 25, 2004
    Washington, DC
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    Welcome back bro!!!
     

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