John O'shea VS Pele

O'Shea could knock up a girl by just looking at her. He doesn't need Viagra.

 

i guess he has his cult hero status now.

 

Or if I were to build one player around a team, that player would be 'Big' John... O'Shea.

As for the above comment - Johnny became a bult hero when he megged Figo. He moved beyond cult hero when he chipped Almunia. He eclipsed the club when he sly-tackled Robbie Keane to keep his perfect GK record intat. But that goal against Liverpool meant that in a decades time, you (and I) Will be fans of Johnchester O'Sheated. He is the future of this club. Scratch that, he is the future of football. Actually... John O'Shea is the future of world sport.

 

John O'Shea,

All our troubles seem so far away

John O is here to stay

Oh I believe in John O'Shea

Why Gary Breen had to play I don't know they wouldn't say ay ay

John O'Shea

 

Did Pele ever score in the 90th in front of the kop?
Did Pele ever shut out tottenham?
Did Pele ever score 80% of his shots in a season?
Did Pele ever play for Man Utd.?
No comparisson!

 

I guess he is a god now...

 

Yes.

 

I was having trouble seeing his greatness from reading over this thread. So i thought I would watch a bunch of youtube clips to remind me.
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When someone finds a clip of Pele going for a volley, missing it and then scoring with his standing leg, then we can talk. Until then, O'Shea > Pele.

 

If only J O' could come to the MLS and REALLY save American soccer one day...

 

You guys know that allt he stuff thats been said about Oshea in thise thread is actually true and if some idiot just read this thread and didnt really know anything about football then he/most likley she would think that Oshea is actually better then Pele

Also very valid posts

 

^ I think I know who that idiot might be

 

But John O'Shea is better than Pele?

How many major league titles did Pele win? None.

How many positions did Pele play in? Not 8 surely?

Did Pele ever, EVER have a 100% shots/goals ratio over the course of a season? I don't think so.

I honestly can't see what the fuss is about with Kaka these days given that we've got O'Shea.....

 

Bench???

 

I think the thread should be renamed into John O'Shea vs. God.

 

One of John O'Shea's very, very few limitations is that he cannot fight himself.


And I think that we should all Kick this thread. I have.

 

I will be the first person ever to say this.
Pele > John Oshea

 

John O'Shea can cover three women a night in stud but Pele cannot manage one

 

Pele never done the vermin at the Kop end in the 91st Minute!

Therein lies the great gulf between the two!