"Under construction" implies that we're actually building something here... *Columbus Crew -- We were missing playoffs before half of you even had a team The Crew -- no playoffs, no goals, no DP, no problem! Our best players left years ago Time to rebuild from the rebuilding Columbus -- if it weren't for expansion, we'd draft first every year
Perhaps it would be, "Columbus -- if it weren't for expansion, we'd trade the first pick every year."
Columbus Crew....Please take care not to step in our suck. Columbus Crew....at least WE could take Appalachian State.
I like these two. But how about - Columbus: Where a low work ethic is valued over wins any day - We told you Andrulis was the reason we sucked -Players good enough for Europe, but not MLS
"We're not crying! We just--- we have something in our eye." "Our former players could whip your former players." "Our former players could whip your current players." "Please buy some cookies to help us fund our DP."
if you are a young player don't come here because you will get warts on your ass riding the pine.............................
"We don't need Beckham to stink this bad." "Who needs a full roster to compete in MLS?" "Bringing back the most exciting 80 minutes in soccer"
Columbus Crew - living proof that hope springs eternal Columbus Crew - retrogressing to expansion status
If you think the Jewish religion has waited a long time for a Messiah you should try being a Crew fan.
Columbus - Only Ohio State is allowed to win here! Columbus Crew - A professional team in a college town And for our supporters' song: We'll Never Win Again ... sung to Liverpool's You'll Never Walk Alone.