He also answered the question we all wanted to know. What does he think of Global Warming? He believes in it.
"Instead, he addresses Americans, lecturing them on the failures of their leaders to stop the war in Iraq despite growing public opposition in the U.S." Knew it he is a liberal democrate like Harry Reid. Sends money to Moveon.org
I'm cool with people wanting to share their religion, but I think Bin Laden should rethink his approach. If he wanted to proselitize effectively, he could have started by not flying airplanes full of people into buildings full of people.
To get yourself noticed around the world there are not that many options. Although he probably would've been almost as popular around the world if he tried to answer the question why a fifth of Americans can't locate US on a world map.
You gotta admire the guy. He's stuck in some shithole cave somewhere and he STILL manages to get out to the shops to get his Grecian 2000 for his beard. Not unreasonable to dye your hair. In fact I think there's something about it in the Koran. 'Blessed are those who make themselves look dishy for the cameras', or something similar. It's probably towards the back I'd imagine,near the bit with the 72 virgins and all that.
Oh, I don't know about that. It looks to me like he used black shoe polish. If he keeps this stuff up, next we are going to see a telethon, then a live concert, then he'll meet with the Pope. I think he wants to be Bono.
I am telling you I saw a guy that looks exactly like him in Vegas with two show girls. He is hiding out in the place least likely to be found. He is hidding in Vegas. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
No he did not dye his hair his god turned his hair black as a sign of their holy cause. He also gave him those two las Vegas show girls he always has with him. You know the ones with the big boobs and shaved bush no beard on them.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arianna-huffington/bin-laden-slams-dems-pra_b_63580.html "I invite you to embrace Islam," he says at the end of his new diatribe. "There are no taxes in Islam, but rather there is a limited Zakaat [alms] totaling 2.5 percent." Masha'allah! Sign me up.
I hate this ********er, but there's no way around it: He's the toughest son of a bitch alive. To live in those mountains, running from bombs, with a kidney problem and STILL be alive. Vince McMahon should sign him as his new top heel.
And how'd he get the bat cave wired for Internet access? He's obviously been spending a lot of time purusing DailyKOS and the Huffington Post.