Thanks to billyireland for the thread title. And thanks to Onion Bag for today's level 10 on the unintentional comedy scale. This is from a real e-mail they sent out to subscribers yesterday.
...and the first reply! I should take the time to thank the inspiration for this thread: https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19833410&postcount=83
"Hide your WAGS" was a much better option but if it's already been done it's already been done. Like any chick that dates a Chelsea player.
Fulham up 2-0. Burnley can't be happy since both goals appeared to start with a player in an offsides position.
Good to hear that, I've got €20 on them & Sunderland (€70 return). Sunderland is draw-no-bet too, so if Portsmouth (down 1-0 at halftime with 10 men) manage to sneak a lucky one, I at least get my money back.
Cattermole you f'king idiot. Within 10 minutes (playing time) of me positng this he gets himself two yellow cards, not only making it less likely for Sunderland to win, but also destroying the odds on a draw from my cover bet.