We're Doomed (The SI Jinx?)

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by RayWhitney, Sep 6, 2007.

  1. liverbird

    liverbird BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 29, 2000
    Mars
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the **********, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days"
     
  2. Bootsy Collins

    Bootsy Collins Player of the Year

    Oct 18, 2004
    Capitol Hill
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mm-hmm, yes. That was a movie quote I memorized to throw out at appropriate times. A friend of mine and I memorized the entire jive dialogues in Airplane for the same reason.
     
  3. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia

    I'm scared.
     
  4. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    He even got the score right:

    We're doomed!
     
  5. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    ...or could it be proof that soccer in America is fixed. We all knew the refs were horrible and had come to accept that. Of course there has been the NBA ref who may have done things to mess with the line and the infamous Italian match fixing scandal prior to the last World Cup. It was only a matter of time.... The last offsides call was done to preserve the score in case Perkins wasn't able to cover the angle(which it actually appeared he was able to do). The refs obviously let Chivas get away with being physical with our players so our players would want to retaliate. Most of our backline got yellows and Vanney got a red for a minute while Chivas got what? We all know those yellows are to help for a fix down the road when the players can't play because of yellow card accumulation.
     
  6. Sanguine

    Sanguine Member

    Jul 4, 2003
    Reston, VA
    wasn't Olsen on the cover of FIFA the year he snapped his leg in 17 places?
     
  7. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I believe I'll have another drink! :)
     
  8. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    I'm guessing the score was off today since they changed the line after we exposed Abby and the rest of the officials in this thread.
     

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