Your dream headline?

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  7. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
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    I'm not saying it's my 'dream' headline, but it would be cool:

    'Queen Elizabeth II arrested for streaking at Wimbledon center court during Men's final.'

    :D
     
  8. Chris M.

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    :D
     
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  14. osho420k

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    hahaahahaha no excuses..... the best headline indeed
     
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