Biggest scoop ever: "The Pope elopes"! (some add "with his boyfriend"!) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Gänswein http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/12/22/crush-of-the-day-monsignor-georg-ganswein/ http://www.catholicnews.com/data/stories/cns/0606568.htm
Yacht hosting gala for 'talking heads' of all major news media networks sinks off of Seal Island. [Two days later] Discovery Channel crew filming for 'Air Jaws: The Revenge' find Tucker Carlson's bow tie.
I'm not saying it's my 'dream' headline, but it would be cool: 'Queen Elizabeth II arrested for streaking at Wimbledon center court during Men's final.'