You Know You've Had A Bad Day When...

Discussion in 'Bill Archer's Guestbook' started by Claymore, May 17, 2007.

  1. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When 56 of your Harvard Law School classmates take out an ad in the Washington Post and call you a moron:

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    Ouch.
     
  2. Microwave

    Microwave New Member

    Sep 22, 1999
    Yeah he is having a rough time.

    On the other hand it would also suck to be ugly, unintelligent and spend all day on bigsoccer like you.
     
  3. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    If my lawyer's name was on there, I'd fire them for not working on the things I pay them to do.

    Too bad none of them listed their employer or that one of them didn't put down a huge John Hankok like signature.
     
  4. JBigjake

    JBigjake Member+

    Nov 16, 2003
    AG's new ignore list

    56 names off the U.S. Attorney shortlist! :D
     
  5. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Are you in charge of hiring law firms at your current place of employment?
     
  6. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    He does raise a good point about the lack of a John Hancock signature.
     
  7. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 21, 2002
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How big is a typical Harvard Law graduating class?
     
  8. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    Big deal. Everybody knows that most lawyers are liberal.
     
  9. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    No.. not yet.
     
  10. yossarian

    yossarian Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 16, 1999
    Big City Blinking
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You've obviously never practiced law....otherwise you wouldn't have made such an idiotic statement.
     
  11. Microwave

    Microwave New Member

    Sep 22, 1999
    Aren't like 70% of trial lawyers democrats? Why is his statement idiotic?
     
  12. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano
    You say you can make this observation ONLY if you practice law??? Brilliant. I haven’t run for office either but….here I am posting on this forum.

    I know quite a few lawyers and have been in court many times. I even have a friend that had to contribute to several Democratic campaigns so it appeared to the partners that he was liberal. They would not allow someone with opposing political views to advance in their firm.

    I don’t have scientific evidence on this, just my observation. Prove me wrong.

    Anthony, what are your thoughts?
     
  13. Eric B

    Eric B Member

    Feb 21, 2000
    the LBC
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Which would explain the ATLA leading the charge for tort reform...
     
  14. Microwave

    Microwave New Member

    Sep 22, 1999
    What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a post by claymore?

    a really sucky thread.

    I'll be here all week.

    sorry :(
     
  15. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It took you two weeks to come up with that?:rolleyes:
     
  16. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    He did apologize for being here all week.

    Oy, Claymore, I cooked up some onions in butter over the weekend. Can I expect LocoMoco's finest to be knocking down my front door because I violated the transfats ban?

    Sachin
     
  17. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not unless you're operating a restaurant out of your kitchen.
     
  18. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 21, 2002
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Butter isn't a transfat. It's a compund of mostly saturated fat with some mono and polyunsaturated fats thrown in there.
     
  19. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Many, if not most, animal products contain some amount of naturally occuring trans fats:

    http://www.cfsan.fda.gov/~dms/qatrans2.html

    This is great. My BBQ will now be an act of civil disobedience. Claymore, you want an invite? :) We need a lawyer.
     
  20. Microwave

    Microwave New Member

    Sep 22, 1999

    Alright how about this one:

    Claymore and a lawyer are sitting at a bar. The Lawyer says "I've got a new client named Sue"

    Claymore responds "Sue Who"?

    Lawyer: "Sue Yu"

    Claymore gets mad and says "Sue me? How about I kick your ass"?

    Lawyer: "Well then I'll sue you"

    Claymore: "How about I get these scissors and I stab you in the head with it?"

    Lawyer: "Well then I will call the police and you'll go to prison"

    Claymore: "How about I throw up all over you!" Claymore then stabs the lawyer and vomits on him. And then he defacates on him too. And then Claymore hires a taxi and goes to a whore house in Nevada and he kills on the prostitutes and then he buys a rocket launcher on the black market and he shoots at the white house with it and the President is dead and stuff. Hold on I gotta go play Grand Theft Auto and then I'll finish this joke.
     
  21. Microwave

    Microwave New Member

    Sep 22, 1999

    Indian restaurants have good vegetarian menus. In particular I think Kofa Curry and Palak Paneer are the best.
     
  22. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is Karl the lawyer in this scenario? :D
     
  23. Eric B

    Eric B Member

    Feb 21, 2000
    the LBC
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sounds more like Registered Democrat Thomas Flannigan, especially since he's pretty much disappeared and all...
     
  24. Microwave

    Microwave New Member

    Sep 22, 1999
    Yes

    and now I'll finish it.

    "and then karl killed Claymore. The end."
     
  25. FeverNova1

    FeverNova1 New Member

    Sep 17, 2004
    Plano

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