You Know You're in a Blue State When...

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  1. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "THEY", mr Jupiter Florida????????
     
  2. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Heathen. HEATHEN!!!!!!!!

    It's great stuff when you put in in some bread, and put some cole slaw on top.
     
  3. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    Best one so far.
     
  4. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    ...yet I voted for Bush. Weird.
     
  5. Coach_McGuirk

    Coach_McGuirk New Member

    Apr 30, 2002
    Between the Pipes
    Actually, we think "Stonewall" Jackson was the greatest General ever.
     
  6. Coach_McGuirk

    Coach_McGuirk New Member

    Apr 30, 2002
    Between the Pipes
    Enough with the slaw already!

    God, everywhere I went in NC they were trying to add slaw to what I was eating.

    was there an oversupply of cabbage in NC in the past where they had to eat it all the time, or what?

    Never have I seen slaw used in more ways than when I was in NC.
     
  7. obie

    obie New Member

    Nov 18, 1998
    NY, NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dude, you grew up in a blue state. And you're in a blue state now. What's so weird?
     
  8. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    You're puzzled by why red staters argue so passionately about BBQ but think that NY-style vs. Chicago-style pizza should be a segment on "Crossfire."
     
  9. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    - "Get the f--- out!" is an exclamation, not a command followed by a "click".
    - "Good ol' days" refers to the early 90s, before gentrification
    - Jay Leno is not funny
    - "Union" is something you belong to, not the opposition army
     
  10. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Speaking of barbecues:

    You know you are in a blue state when.... people burn their steaks when they barbecue, but eat raw beef as an appetizer.
     
  11. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    “Crossfire” is a show on CNN, not an argument with your in-laws.
     
  12. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Your girlfriend has bigger nostrils than your horse.
     
  13. sanariot

    sanariot Member

    Nov 19, 2001
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Your wife and your sister are two different people.

    Your favorite Elvis is Costello, not Presley.

    Instead of having Mormons knocking on your door, you are shouted at by the Black Israelites in the street.

    You don't know if there's a difference between "country" and "western".

    You've never bought frozen bagels.

    You've gone at least a week without eating something that either had mayonnaise on it or in it.
     
  14. Foosinho

    Foosinho New Member

    Jan 11, 1999
    New Albany, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to skipshady again."

    I owe you for the Sevigny one too.
     
  15. sanariot

    sanariot Member

    Nov 19, 2001
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You don't think "liberal" is a four-letter word, both literally and figuratively.
     
  16. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    When your Episcopalian minister is hesitant to invoke the name of Jesus during mass for the fear of offending somebody.
     
  17. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    You don't realize that anyone outside of Japan and England breads their seafood.
     
  18. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    you praise your friend's lesbian wedding for its performance art possibilities.
     
  19. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    a day at the beach involves a coat and a scarf.
     
  20. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    You know what the words "good," "water," and "pressure" mean, but not in that order.
     
  21. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    a step outside for some fresh air involves switching trains three times.
     
  22. bojendyk

    bojendyk New Member

    Jan 4, 2002
    South Loop, Chicago
    Your gardens are a lot smaller, and the sign of a weed means that they're working.
     
  23. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
    Hell
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    actually, in the south tea is 95% sugar, 4% tea leaves 1% water.
     
  24. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    You've been to my home, haven't you?
    And my neighborhood (although it is two protestors).
     
  25. Thomas A Fina

    Thomas A Fina Member

    Mar 29, 1999
    Hell
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Waitaminute, does this include Notre Dame, cause I'm wavering a bit here :D.
     

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