that Grandmother I'd Like To F. on the bowflex commercials "How does this forty-year-old grandmother stay in such great shape? Bowflex!" i prefer the term G-Milf myself. one day in the future it'll be Great G-Milf. ugh... bordering on necrophilia there...
Nico, Lets get the facts straight. Any 40 year-old grandmother can look as good as the woman in the bowflex commercial. Grandma, in fact, is 50 years-old and has a body like "this." And she owes it all to Bowflex...and her 25 year-old himbo pool boy.
Ohhhhhhh! I understand now - I'm pretty slow at times, I thought Bowflex had a new gizmo that was called the GILF.
...You are ready to AK-47 the room when a "Winfuel" commercial comes on. Thanks Junior. WTF is Winfuel? A vitamin? A new Fox channel for auto sports? Still trying to figure it out. Anyway, just put on a soccer game.
...you answer your Mom's question of "When are you going to bring the kids to see Grandma" with "When are you going to upgrade to DISH 180 so I can watch FSC when we visit.
lol. my mom caved and added FSC to her package b/c i kept leaving early on holidays. after going to the us v guatemala game in b'ham though, i think my dad understands...
Wow. You just hit a nerve with me. Inlaws don't have ANY cable or satalliete. Every Boxing Day sucks. 3 EPL games are on FSC, and I am watching Arthur with my kids on PBS.
Yeah, I thought it was some car gasoline when I first saw the commercial until they actually showed the bottle of vitamins. I would like a scientific explanation of how a vitamin helps you to win...
. . . you wonder who that chick is that he bumps into who is so hot she makes the black and white turn color . . . the words "she might be a good footballer, her dad played" have crossed your lips when contemplating whom to put on your 4 year-old daughter's soccer team next fall . . . you've grown impatient explaining to people that the First Division is really the third, and the Championship is not the top league. . . . you keep telling your wife how hot she must think Jose Antonio Reyes is, then make a big show of "allowing" her to watch Arsenal. You also assume chicks must find Frank Lampard pretty hot, even though there is no objective basis for it, other than the fact he can kick a ball really hard from really far away and score. . . . you met an Englishman on a domestic flight last summer and when he told you he was a Leeds fan, you looked him in the eye and sincerely expressed your condolences or you take the opportunity to catch up on things you've been neglecting, like baseball. Or soccer from other countries. Absolutely a great first post, f&u.
You want to absolutely KILL someone when the channel, for some stupid reason is off the air! Is anyone else having this problem? I'm in AZ and my carrier is COX, I've continually had problems with the channel blacking out when my other 200 channels for which I have no use for are all right! It first happened this weekend when I was going to sit down to watch River vs. Newells all I got was a black screen! I wanted to KILL EVERYONE!!!!!!!! and now as I was going to watch Fox Soccer USA it went away again! WTF?
saw on cnn yesterday that bowflex settled out of court over faulty equipment that injured people: chipped teeth, hurniated disks, and neck problems. that new gizmo's called the GOOF
... you start wondering if the Bowflex grandma would be a good fit for the holding midfield role while the Bowflex Treadclimber woman would work best as striker.
you wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night with the words " F S C!" rolling around your head
well boys, after all my posts on this thread, i've decided to hang up my remote. I could barely afford this as it is, and the coverage just wasn't worth it. everything is on PPV now. it used to be worth it, being mine was the only tv in town w/ soccer. but it's gone downhill for me this past season, and I haven't seen the shift to FSC making much of an impact. I'd write what I don't like about it, but I'll just get called ungrateful, or a FSC employee will say 'i'm doin my best, damit!' So I'm just gonna say goodbye; no renewal for me next fall. Goodbye for now FSW and FSC. I'll see your replays at the bar from time to time. And maybe we'll meet again when I have more money. Adios and thanks.
....you wonder if Win Fuel's "Junior" is someone FSC watchers are suppossed to know? Whatever Win Fuel is? And whoever Junior is?
1. you catch yourself actually watching mls games. 2. the FFF theme jumps in your head each time you walk into a room and see two numpties sitting on a couch. 3. your assimilation is complete and you can now correctly promounce and spell the names of east european football teams. 4. war? what war? 5. the FFF set is your point of reference for interior decorating tips. 6. max bretos' hair no longer gets on your nerves. 7. the "nuns playing football" clip during the World Football Show makes perfect sense to you. 8. a bad mourinho, beckham, or dale earnhart jr. impression becomes a staple in your day. 9. you can skillfully navigate the words butt, kaka, and fabregas into the same conversation without once mentioning the word ass. 10. eva longoria? who the hell is she?
Yeah. Except the cricket. Terms like "overs" are still new to me, although I do know what the wicket is. Here's my latest... You know you might be a FSW addict if...you have a countdown timer on your cell phone starting at 90 hours. When it hits 0 hours, 0 minutes and 0 seconds is the start of when the 2 hour appointment is for when the cable guy comes to swap the box. You kiss your box once a day because you're so happy it's finally in your house.