******** you, Don Garber!

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  1. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You Renaissance man.
     
  2. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    Every time the Crew wins it twists the knife in Garber's guts. He wanted Atlanta to go far into the playoffs so you stuck the knife in. He desperately wanted a New York team in the final so the Crew went and shoved it in deeper. All Garber has left to hang his hat on is Toronto going pillar to post so he can hold them up as a shining example, beat them and go to the finals and really give that knife a twist.
    I want this so bad I can taste it. :mad:
     
  4. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That and Canadian tears taste like maple syrup or Molson.
     
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  5. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    Never Moosehead I hope. :sick:
     
  6. OzweegoSC

    OzweegoSC Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    CMH
     
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  7. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Too much of a chicken shit to do a interview with Stone and Lalas, said that Toronto has horrible traffic (BULLSHIT).
     
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  8. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mind you, Lalas would never have asked a hard question anyway. He believes we should be moved
     
  9. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not enough of us nitwits to support a club, says Lalas.

    ******** that guy.


    And Garber.
     
  10. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    Lalas is, and always has been, an asshat. When he was the Quakes general manager he used to sit with the LA fans at our home games. Look in the dictionary under douchebag and you'll see a picture of him.
     
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  11. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    This reminds me of this.
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    Alexi Lalas can lick my sweaty sack.
    That red-headed, goatee-wearingg, hippie r***rd.
    How many clubs has he destroyed?
     
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  12. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ********ing coward. can't even show his face as he steals from us/
     
  13. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    This is a "******** You Don Garber" thread, not a "******** You Alexi Lalas" thread.
     
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  14. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Now with adorable kittens.

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Reported.
     
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  16. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    I can't win anything this week.
     
  17. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To be clear, I said ******** you to both of them.
     
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  18. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    You reported him for adorable kittens!!?? o_O
     
  19. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Inside joke. But also, those "adorable kittens" are proto-demonspawn who, even at such a tender age, are plotting and biding their time for the moment you expire so as to feast on your flesh.

    ********ing sociopaths.
     
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  20. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Hey dogs may not be plotting and biding time, but they will feast on you just the same. Trust me, I have a family member that works in conjunction with a large coroner’s office and the stories there show dogs don’t care if it’s Purina or Irina.
     
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  21. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    Hehehe...:D
     
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  22. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Cats don't wait until the quarry is dead - they start when it's merely weakened. Assholes.
     
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  23. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey, this is a “********* You Don Garber” thread, not a “Cats are @$&#oles” thread!
     
  24. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Grouchy LLC would like to politely encourage this polite statement and are willing to return to the table to further efforts for like conversation or large public displays on roadways, sides of buses and blimps, and on any neon structure near MLS subterranean headquarters.
     
  25. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dude. A ********ing show dog? With ********ing papers?
     

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