Taken from SoccerAndy Live in Concert(Wink) "Dis one goes out to da c0ck'n'balls crew represent Weeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll My name's Soccer Andy and I'm here to say I love women's soccer and I'm totally GAY I'll blow in your ear, I'm totally queer I get a boner when the boys get near I end my posts with a wink of an eye And When I meet you, I'll grab your thigh So if ya ain't down with the W-U-S-A Spend the night with me we'll be totally GAY Yeah yeah...werd up... coming at ya (extended) I like to play soccer in the mud Watching sweaty boys makes me pull my pud I claim to have a wife, I claim to have a job But I dream of B McBride while I polish my knob When I speak I use a high pitched voice Cause I'd rather be a girl If I had a choice Yeah I wear a dress to get my thrills And behind closed doors I take hormone pills I'll be a girl ................ I play GK So sign me up for W-U-S-A Yeah Yeah Peace out to all my friends down at the clinic.."