WORST MLS player ever...

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by repin1836, Apr 5, 2016.

  1. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Well, said, sir.

    http://www.chicago-fire.com/playerregistry/curtis-spiteri

    MLS Regular Season - Goalkeeper

    Year GP GS MIN SHT SVS GA GAA W L D SO
    2003 1 0 45 10 4 6 12.00 0 1 0 0
    TOTAL 1 0 45 10 4 6 12.00 0 1 0 0

    Yes, his career GAA is 12.00!
    He gave up 6 goals in the second half of one game and was never heard from again.

    October 23, 2003 against Columbus (yes, the Fire went to MLS Cup and won the US Open Cup and the Supporters Shield that year). Zach Thornton is in goal. The Fire are leading 2-0 at half time. Zach is pulled and Spiteri comes in and proceeds to give up six goals on ten shots.
     
  2. j1mbr0wn

    j1mbr0wn Member

    Jun 3, 2005
    Newark, NJ
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Claudio "Little Things" Reyna was the worst in my opinion. He was a star selected by coach Arena that was going to turn Red Bulls around. He and Bruce collected paychecks and ... that's all I can say without getting booted off site.
     
  3. whiteonrice04

    whiteonrice04 Member+

    Sep 8, 2006
    #53 whiteonrice04, Apr 7, 2017
    Last edited: Apr 7, 2017
    Marvell Wynn has 5 USMNT caps and you think he is worst ever MLS player?
    He may not be great but I think he is far far away from worst ever in MLS history.

    That said I nominate Freddy Adu...haha just kidding...kind of. He was definitely most over-hyped in MLS history.

    I will never forget attending one of the USMNT send off series games before the 2006 (I think) World Cup in Nashville and having to listen to these people in front of us, who Freddy Adu was the only soccer player name they had ever heard and they were completely convinced he was there and playing. I got the impression they came specifically just to see him.

    [​IMG]
     
    jaykoz3, phoenixhazard and song219 repped this.
  4. mcbabz

    mcbabz Member

    Jul 8, 1999
    w. orange, nj
    how has the name Edmundo "Eddie" "Edsucko" Rodriguez not come up yet?!?! on a bad team, he still stood out.
     
    Q*bert Jones III repped this.
  5. Kombucha

    Kombucha Member+

    Jul 1, 2016
    Club:
    --other--
    Vadim Demidov might not be the worst of All-Time, but has to be up there for both worst player this season and worst player compared to percentage of salary cap.

    Minn United are paying Demidov TAM level money to be the worst CB in the league.
     
    scott47a repped this.
  6. okcomputer

    okcomputer Member

    Jun 25, 2003
    dc
    Kenny arena
     
  7. firefan2001

    firefan2001 Member+

    Dec 27, 2000
    Oswego, Illinois
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Harrington. He might not be the worst, but boy does he SUCK.
     
    skinut and Mikebsiu repped this.
  8. cthomer5000

    cthomer5000 Member+

    Apr 23, 2007
    Raleigh NC
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Luis Angel Landin springs to mind.

    I think this has to be more "absolute worst value" rather than "technically worst player," because the latter is gonna be some random scrub who made 1-2 appearances.
     
    scott47a repped this.
  9. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's really incredible how much Minnesota United's defense improved just from replacing him in the lineup with one of their NASL guys.
     
  10. frankieg73

    frankieg73 Member

    New England Revolution
    Portugal
    Apr 8, 2001
    St. Petersburg, FL (not my choice)
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Some great names here. My choice has always been Paul Grafer. Good enough to hang around a couple of rosters for 6 years, but a GPA over 3.00 per game in 18 starts.
     
    repin1836 repped this.
  11. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What about his pants?
     
  12. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Looks like the Vadim Demidov era is over...

     
    Beerking repped this.
  13. phoenixhazard

    phoenixhazard Member+

    Oct 26, 2010
    Seattle, WA
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I would love to see data for how much someone brought to a team per $ spent on them. Easy for forward and keepers (GS and GC) but harder to quantify for other players. Someone being trash and costing nothing is very different than someone being trash and costing a fortune.
     
  14. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And that's why Vadim Demidov, brought in on a $550k salary to be the team captain, is the worst.

    Factoring in cost, Andrea Piro has to be up there. Same goes for Innocent Emeghara.
     
    scott47a and The Franchise repped this.
  15. scott47a

    scott47a Member+

    Seattle Sounders FC; Arsenal FC
    Feb 6, 2007
    Austin, Texas
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Demidov is the real deal in terms of horrible. Minnesota gave up 16 goals in his three games.
     
    sitruc repped this.
  16. kcscsupporter

    kcscsupporter Member+

    Apr 17, 2002
    D17
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    kurt morsink.

    combined with curt onalfo as coach.

    either one might not be the absolute worst (though i think there's certainly arguments to be made for it), but combined, they were a deadly duo ... to your own team.
     
  17. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hey that's the current coach of the LA Galaxy you're talking about!

    Edit: Oh wait no it's not

    Having LA at a 1-6-3 record at home in the modern MLS, that has to put him in the conversation for worst coach (even Minnesota friggin United are 5-5-2). Has any other coach been fired by three MLS teams?

    I like the positive spin his Wikipedia page puts on it... probably edited by a family member:

    He has an extensive coaching résumé, having served as head coach of three MLS clubs.​
     
  18. Dills

    Dills Moderator
    Staff Member

    Philadelphia Union
    United States
    Jun 6, 2006
    Southampton|PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    David Myrie.

    Signed by the Fire in Sept '09. Selected by the Union in the Nov '09 expansion draft. Played 84 minutes in the Union's inaugural game at Seattle in March '10, received a yellow card in the 63rd minute of that game, and subsequently released in the same month.

    And he thought he could fly ...

    [​IMG]
     
  19. jaykoz3

    jaykoz3 Member+

    Dec 25, 2010
    Conshohocken, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    C'Mon.....Rais M'Bohli....bar none. WORST.SIGNING.MLS.HISTORY.PERIOD! Definitely the worst in the Union's short, albeit dysfunctional existence
     
    Ismitje repped this.
  20. I<3NJ

    I<3NJ Member

    Jan 12, 2011
    Jersey Shore/Philadelphia
    Club:
    New Jersey
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Juan Pietravallo
     
  21. Midas Mulligan

    Midas Mulligan Member+

    Jul 24, 2013
    NYC
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You could make a case for Jeb Brovsky. If he sees playing time for your team, you can rest assured your team sucks.

    Actually, there are probably 8 guys from the 2015 incarnation of NYCFC that deserve a mention. So glad we went with a manager who knew the league and gave him more than a year to build his team. Obviously worked well. /s
     
  22. Daniel from Montréal

    Aug 4, 2000
    Montréal
    Club:
    Montreal Impact
    Nat'l Team:
    Canada
    Brovsky was a serviceable out-of-position LB. We had some absolute clunkers on the backline during his time, notably Krol, Iapichino and even Heath Pearce, who was past it by then.
     
    Midas Mulligan repped this.
  23. RafaLarios

    RafaLarios Member+

    Oct 2, 2009
    Medellín
    Club:
    Atletico Nacional
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    Best Thread Ever!!!!


    Ohh the memories! (Or should I Say traumas?l
     
    Ismitje repped this.
  24. United1

    United1 Member+

    Feb 23, 1999
    Arlington, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    George Gelnovatch.
     
  25. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The end of an era...



    MLS fans should create a worst signing of the year award and name it after Demidov.
     

Share This Page