WORST MLS player ever...

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  1. FootySkeptic

    FootySkeptic Member

    Sep 24, 2015
    Club:
    Cardiff City FC
    How about instead of worst ever we make a worst XI?
     
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  2. Sempuukyaku

    Sempuukyaku Member+

    Apr 30, 2002
    Seattle, WA
    Club:
    Seattle Sounders
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Peter Vagenas

    Denilson
     
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  3. Boloni86

    Boloni86 Member+

    Jun 7, 2000
    Baltimore
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Gibraltar
    That's harsh ... 233 appearances. 2 MLS Cup titles and 2 US Open Cup titles. He captained the '05 championship team, although admittedly that was probably one of the poorest championship teams in MLS history.

    After his injuries in '07-'08 it's true he was pretty poor for the rest of his career
     
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  4. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Perhaps a couple candidates from the 1999 Metrostars? I'm thinking Kevin Knight and Nansha Kalonji.

    Also, there have to be some candidates for worst on the 2001 Tampa Bay Mutiny roster (just 14 points despite having both Carlos Valderrama and a Mamadou Diallo who was still scoring goals at that point in his career) or the 2005 Chivas USA roster (especially some of the Mexican reserve team guys).

    Thinking back to 1996, I remember one singularly bad player who stood out among some really dire soccer. Kansas City had a winger by the name of Tommy Reasoner, whom I saw appearing as a sub in several games on Univision. He never produced anything; all he ever did was run up and down the wing like a headless chicken and repeatedly hit crosses out over the endline, and he was pretty much useless defensively too.
     
  5. the cup

    the cup Member

    Jul 10, 2002
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    shue.jpg

    Andrew Shue, because I hated Billy on Melrose Place.
     
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  6. sidefootsitter

    sidefootsitter Member+

    Oct 14, 2004
    I once sat next to Andrew Shue at a pizza place in Hollywood.

    Which doesn't make him bad.

    Making my nominee Ali Curtis.

    No, wait, Martin Zuniga.

    But what about the ner'wa'ses like Alex Nimo, Nico Colaluca, Peri Marocevic, Steve Cronin, Greg Dalby, Gabe Ferrari, et. al.?
     
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  7. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    To be fair for Zuniga, he was injured in preseason and then re-injured his knee four games after his return. Probably never played a game while fully healthy in MLS.

    I still have nightmares from 2008 with Steve Cronin in goal. Worst keeper ever to get an extended run as a starter in MLS; he was so bad that Josh Wicks was a massive improvement.
     
  8. sidefootsitter

    sidefootsitter Member+

    Oct 14, 2004
    You know the difference between Cronin and Wicks?

    Wicks still plays soccer for a living. And, even better, his club is at the top of the table too.

    (after two match days only, to be sure, but he is actually doing pretty well there)
     
  9. jaykoz3

    jaykoz3 Member+

    Dec 25, 2010
    Conshohocken, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Toni Stahl and Porfirio Lopez are two Worst 11 candidates.
     
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  10. HailtotheKing

    HailtotheKing Member+

    San Antonio FC
    United States
    Dec 1, 2008
    TEXAS
    Club:
    San Antonio Scorpions FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seriously?

    I thought he actually played all right ... G, 3A in 777 minutes ....
     
  11. USFootiefan1980

    LAFC
    United States
    Aug 19, 2005
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    De Jong?
     
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  12. JasonMa

    JasonMa Member+

    Mar 20, 2000
    Arvada, CO
    Club:
    Colorado Rapids
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Right now Zac MacMath is on my bad list...
     
  13. Revolt

    Revolt Member+

    Jun 16, 1999
    Davis, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You don't play 10 years in any league by being the all-time worst. Me, I'm going with Rhett Harty.
     
  14. Revolt

    Revolt Member+

    Jun 16, 1999
    Davis, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah - Joe Nasco is a great pick. Well played, sir.
     
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  15. repin1836

    repin1836 Member

    Jan 26, 2006
    Houston
    I was trying to look at it in two different ways. I feel like when ever I've watched Wynn play he always makes a positional mistake that leads to a goal. I should note, from what I've seen and read he's a great guy and a good teammate.

    Harty was pretty bad. Nasco is a great pick. As is Tony Caig (mentioned Before).

    I feel like there must be some Chivas USA players that are missing out on this thread.

    While a starting XI is great, I feel like there is one player (at least) for each teams that was an ultimate failure.
     
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  16. USFootiefan1980

    LAFC
    United States
    Aug 19, 2005
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Outside of the expansion year team, "worst ever" would be subjective. Now, if we're talking Front Offices...
     
  17. aztec21bas

    aztec21bas BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 24, 2009
    Mullica Hill, NJ
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Toni Stahl is a contender. 40 minute MLS career. 2 yellows and never to be seen again. It was the very first Union game ever. He started, then disappeared forever!
     
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  18. Papin

    Papin BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 19, 1998
    le côté obscur
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The MetroStars front office people who were responsible for this...
    [​IMG]
    MetroStars Playoff Fever!!!!
     
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  19. USFootiefan1980

    LAFC
    United States
    Aug 19, 2005
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Catch it!!!! I missed this by a year or two.
     
  20. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There were players on their inaugural roster, mostly Guadalajara youth/reserve players, who were badly out of their depth in MLS. Also a few guys from their final season, career USL players who were signed only because they were Mexican-American. Only thing is, most of the mediocre Mexicans of 2005 and Mexican-Americans of 2014 sort of blur together because there were so many of them and it's hard to pick any who were more awful than the others.

    But Chivas USA did have the player who over-promised and under-delivered more than any other in MLS. I'm referring to Victor Estupiñan, who came into the league promising to score 30 goals a season, and went back to Ecuador after one season in which he scored once in 9 appearances. As of 2016, Estupiñan still has yet to reach 30 professional goals in his entire career (11 years and counting).
     
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  21. jimsmith9999

    jimsmith9999 Member

    Mar 30, 2006
    Serouously - 70-80% of the players that have played for TFC would have a shout at the worst player in the history of the league. Some god awful players have gone through our club. We could likely field 3 or 4 teams full of ex-TFC players that fit the bill of worst ever.

    Special mention to Marco Reda, Adam Braz, Andrea Lombardo, Andy Welsh, Rohan Ricketts, Martin Saric and Ravis Hscanovics.

    There are probably another two or three dozen that are equally bad that I can't recall because mind brain is thankfully repressing the memories.
     
  22. jaykoz3

    jaykoz3 Member+

    Dec 25, 2010
    Conshohocken, PA
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mista
     
  23. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jose Nasco has finally been dethroned...

    The worst player being a police officer with terrible facial hair who came from the lower divisions is so MLS 1.0...

    In MLS 2.0 the worst player is a team captain, brought in on a TAM-level salary, who played at the highest levels in Spain and Germany, and has 16 caps for Norway!

    That's right it's Vadim Demidov "who should not be put in the backline again under any circumstances"...

    Regarding Nasco I wrote:
    Well Demidov has had three disasterous games out of four, but he didn't even play in the other one!

    His MLS game log makes Nasco's look not-so-embarrassing:

    [​IMG]
     
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  24. The Franchise

    The Franchise Member+

    Nov 13, 2014
    Bakersfield, CA
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Without Demidov, Minnesota looks expansion-team bad on defense. With him, it's the worst of all time.
     
  25. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Sherjill MacDonald says "Hi"
     
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