Alert: World War Crew: The PKening

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by chr1st, May 9, 2016.

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Who has your allegiance after the Fray in the 'Fre?

  1. #TeamKei - Kei, Kei, he's our guy.

    18.8%
  2. HiguaKing - Pipa no happy.

    32.8%
  3. "Big Tony" Anthony "Aces" Precourt "Money-Man #1" - C'mon, fans, get your act together.

    7.8%
  4. GGG - We don't comment on players that are on the roster.

    20.3%
  5. The Angry Mob (AKA folks on the internet) - *LOUD NOISES*

    15.6%
  6. Tyson "The Great" Wahl - I'm pretty solid, actually.

    15.6%
  7. Lose by two or more goals

    42.2%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    COLUMBUS, OH, May 7, 2016 - Growing out of the festering unrest from a bitter home defeat at MLS Cup and lackluster play to begin the 2016 season, the team, nay, all of Crew nation has fallen into disarray (and not the fun YNA kind of Disarray) following the club's latest 4-4 loss.

    In a classic Crew move, the team expertly squandered away a commanding 4-1 lead, collapsing in spectacular fashion as former Crew/current hairstyle legend Dominic Oduro snatched the tying goal from the fading embers of the game. Oh, and a couple professional players fought over a ball during the game. Didier Drogba was also there.

    A postgame shitstorm followed.

    To quote embedded BS correspondent and longtime sheep czar Cleazer, "So we've got supporters group vs supporters group, DP vs DP, and now we're hitting the trifecta with a T.S. Eliot feud breaking out."

    Not content with the chaos, team owner Anthony Precourt waded into the fracas and called out the supporters because why not. And Greggggggg was all like, "We'll have to gather more data before compiling these spreadsheets." It's truly a dark day in Crewville.

    Battle lines are being drawn. Pleas to Lord Guillermo, our Father in Buenos Aires, have gone unanswered.

    According to all legitimate internet accounts, the entire league is now faced with the cataclysmic reality of World War Crew.

    Have mercy on our souls.
     
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  2. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's a darn shame you could only vote for one.
     
  3. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fixed. You may now vote for up to seven choices, but no more.
     
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  4. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    I would like to vote for eight please, so help me Schelotto
     
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  5. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Per the terms of the CBA, I'm only obligated to offer up to seven choices in any poll. Take it up with the Posters' Union.
     
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  6. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can Grouchy confirm if this poll will count in the standings?
     
  7. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And, if the World War Crew poll won't count in the competition, how about this Pole?

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  8. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, it's a slow day at work.
     
  9. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    KHT rewarded

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  10. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I would be less inclined to side with Pipa on this if Kei hadn't gone Chernobyl to the press afterwards. It could have been his first professional hat-trick, and those are kind of special (for arbitrary reasons). So I totally get his disappointment/anger.

    But damn, he totally went about it the wrong way. Especially after his primadonna pre-season antics.
     
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  11. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    I'm on Team Frankie.
     
  12. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Ugh... I'm such a fool for not including Heydude.
     
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  13. Belgrano

    Belgrano Member

    Mar 5, 2014
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Kei says pipa is selfish when kei's only argument for why he should have taken the PK was he was on a hat trick (which seems to be a selfish motive, no? teams don't get hat tricks, individual players do.)

    Then Kei plays the remainder of the game selfishly in further pursuit of the had trick, missing a clear chance in the closing minutes because he ran into traffic instead of sliding a through-ball in.

    I hate that this is happening, cause I like Kei. But Pipa is having a good season where he is linking with others, and Kei is less consistant in form than he was last year and seems to have grown an ego.

    And there's a weird dynamic to the whole thing because Pipa's lack of English proficiency (coupled with his professionalism) means that he won't be talking to the press to defend himself against Kei's nonsense.
     
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  14. mmradio13

    mmradio13 Member+

    Apr 13, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Kei needs to be disciplined. Regardless of whether you think he should have taken the PK (and there is plenty of precedence for a player on a hat trick not getting to take a PK), there is ZERO excuse for doing what Kei did after the game. You can't publicly denounce a teammate like Kei did. Doesn't matter if his frustrations are true. Zero excuse.
     
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  15. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I can still only vote once for 'Lose by Two', though. No improvement!
     
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  16. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It will not.
    Of course, I can be swayed by alcohol, hookers, large sums of money...
     
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  17. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    How about we let you take the next penalty?
     
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  18. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sepp? Is that you?
     
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  19. THOMA GOL

    THOMA GOL BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 16, 1999
    Frontier
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Woof

    Andres Mendoza quote.jpg
     
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  20. patricksp

    patricksp 91.9 Crew Fan Rating

    Nov 4, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Team MENDOOOOOOOOZZZZZAAAAAA
     
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  21. DrunkandDisorderly

    Mar 17, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
  22. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Write-in Candidate: Tony Sanneh
     
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  23. the_rickler

    the_rickler Member+

    Feb 9, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I want to kick all of the lose by two people in the teeth.
     
  24. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  25. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This thread has only helped me realize I suck at making polls.
     
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