NSR: Women marry men hoping they will change, men marry women hoping they will not - [23]

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  1. Tony Dellbird

    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

    Mar 26, 2004
    Jolly Ol' England
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    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRISONS. What you mean youuuur Maarrisons?
     
  2. appleCORR7

    appleCORR7 Member+

    Jul 3, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I love Morrisons! and the fact that the Hammond is in the advert ruins it for me, I wish he would fall down the cattle grid he's pulling his trolley over!!

    MEH!!

    appleCORR
     
  3. Tony Dellbird

    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

    Mar 26, 2004
    Jolly Ol' England
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Morrison's is so old fashioned that's why I like it. Like they still have those things you can lock your trolley full of shopping in, incase you want to go to the restaurant. Shit that was prevalent in Sainsburys like 15 years ago! Ha
     
  4. appleCORR7

    appleCORR7 Member+

    Jul 3, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Hahaha, well you don't want anyone nicking your shopping while you are taking advantage of the low price menu!

    Morrisons is ace because every store is laid out exactly the same so you know where everything is from one store to another! I'm in York right now (trying to get SOMEONE to deliver a take away but because they have had about 5cm of snow everything has ground to a halt!) but i never get lost in Morrisons here!!

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  5. Tony Dellbird

    Tony Dellbird English and Proud

    Mar 26, 2004
    Jolly Ol' England
    Club:
    Everton FC
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    England
    Haha, same here we've had 7 inches of snow. My car has been out of action the last 3 days. Ah well, no work anyways!
     
  6. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    Hah, I love how supermarketing is more devicive than religion in England now - and the whole north/south divide on what the scum shop is, indeed some places are labelled gash just because of a supermarket chain having an outlet there - northampton was clearly a hole because it had a netto, whereas up norf there's apparently things called lidl and greggs.....
    Recently was told wallmart is viewed as a scum store in the states, is that right? I always assumed it was more neutral/evil due to it's massive corporate nature.
    As for apps's morrisons woe (whatever that place even is!), that's just like being a footy fan and having to deal when your team buys someone pony that u hate! As a sainsburys kid, I've had to deal with years of Jamie Oliver, far more offensive than hampster in my opinion!
     
  7. appleCORR7

    appleCORR7 Member+

    Jul 3, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    There was a Sainsburys advert on a few years ago, where Jamie Oliver went :

    'What would make your perfect Christmas?'

    and i will never forget my friend i was visiting going :

    'You f**king off!'

    Hahaha, it was a classic!

    I have heard the same about Walmart. But i do think they sell everything you could possibly want there!!

    appleCORR
     
  8. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    And now Brittany Murphy passes away.
    Cardiac arrest - must be from all them diet pills?
    RIP.
     
  9. appleCORR7

    appleCORR7 Member+

    Jul 3, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    It's sad.

    We were saying though, she is one of these people who is famous but you can't think what for other than 8 mile.

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  10. illdthedj

    illdthedj Member

    Jan 15, 2009
    Bay Area, Ca
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    walmart is the "scum" or "gash" uber-chain store over here...lol im guessing "gash" means low quality over there, here a gash is a woman's privates lol

    anywho, there is actually a website called http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ acting as a photo documentary of all the super redneck/low-class people that shop there.

    Target is basically the same type of store, basically a gigantic warehouse type place selling pretty much everything and anything, but is viewed as slightly less low brow. probably because target spent a pile of money to have their company rebranded a few years back.
     
  11. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    I've shopped at Target, Walmart, and just about all the grocery store chains during my travels - I have a fetish for browsing through the aisles of grocery stores whilst in another country - I even get excited just going to my local ones. So much colour, smells, and interesting packaging!

    That said, I love how you find yourself going into the strangest of shopping malls or stores whilst overseas, unawares that you do not fit into its so-called 'social-class bracket.' In fact, I love how social classes or brackets even exist! Fascinating world we live in!

    Anyhoo, what's on every1's Christmas lists? I think I may ask for a CD or two - some sort of chillout stuff to pass away the hours of working. I'm a bit of a sucker for Zen stuff, but love the crazy beats of Bedouin and Arabian music.
     
  12. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    Same, but mostly genital-curses double-up as derogatory slang also. Mostly how insulting people by simply referring to them as reproductive organs in the most inappropriate way...

    Sanch, good point bro - the social class divide is quite etheral and it kinda reminds me of the deal when you see someone dating a girl who was unpopular at school - to them their with a hottie but you can't see past the "pee-pants patsy" or whatever reason she was overlooked!

    Totally dunno how to feel about celeb deaths like that Murphy chick, I tend to presume it's their rock'n'roll fault and don't feel the compassion, far sadder IMO is Chris Henry, at least he did something!
     
  13. cjump

    cjump Member

    Jul 31, 2006
    North Carolina
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    my CHRISTmas is complete. gingerbread, apple cinder, and Home Alone on DVD. goodnight everyone.
     
  14. cjump

    cjump Member

    Jul 31, 2006
    North Carolina
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Twas a week before Christmas, when on Capitol Hill
    The democrats were working, on the ObamaCare bill
    Americans did not want it, the Dems did not care
    Backdoor deals being cut, transparency nowhere
    The children were nestled all snug in their beds
    Unaware of a future jeopardized by the feds
    Myself and my wife, part of the unemployed mob
    Were staying up late, for we didn't have a job
    When out in the yard there arouse such a rauckus
    The last noise I heard like this came from Max Baucus
    Away to the window I flew like a flash
    Faster than the government can print up new cash
    The moon that night, oh how strong it did shine
    So bright you could even read our foreclosure sign
    When what did I see coming near from afar
    A mega-green hybrid electric Volt car.
    With fanfare a plenty, a real hype-orama
    I knew in a flash it must be Obama.
    Yes it was Barack, Oh yes this I did know
    For he has been on every magazine and show
    On Oprah, on Dateline, on Primetime and Leno
    On The View, on Wipeout, four times on The Late Show
    From The New York Times to The Wall Street Journal
    His face was as familiar as the KFC Colonel
    He spoke not a word, his teleprompter was broke
    And the gift that he gave me I thought was a joke
    He presented no gift to bring me a thrill
    All that he gave me was a higher tax bill
    For a guy who spent trillions, I thought this was cheap
    And the hike in the taxes was very, very steep
    But that’s the way it goes, for I am middle class
    When government needs money, it bites us in the ….wallet
    He sprang to his hybrid, the gears he did wind
    And left not a single carbon footprint behind
    Then he exclaimed to me, his higher tax debtor
    “When I promised change, I didn't say for the better !
     
  15. appleCORR7

    appleCORR7 Member+

    Jul 3, 2004
    UK
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Just want to wish everybody a very happy 2010!

    appleCORR
     
  16. kaitster

    kaitster New Member

    Nov 2, 2006
    North Carolina
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    Hope everyone is well, and had a good Christmas (or whatever you are so inclined to celebrate) and a happy new year! I just wanted to pop in and say hey :)
     
  17. Skizz

    Skizz Guest

    Clueless!! Delayed reaction but Clueless!! Ahhhh, Alicia Silverstone in her heyday...
     
  18. Case

    Case Member

    May 5, 2004
    Cambridge, England
    F that son, Stacey Dash in her heyday!!! (which when she last surfaced in the Thru the wire video seemed to still be on-going!).
     
  19. cjump

    cjump Member

    Jul 31, 2006
    North Carolina
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    paging UVAgooner? mr gooner? hello? is this thing on?
     
  20. UVaGooner

    UVaGooner BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 15, 2002
    Bethesda, MD
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    Here I am, wassup?
     
  21. red & wite army

    red & wite army I ain't no drama queen!

    Jan 15, 2005
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    So it was dormant, not extinct!

    Any1 here do much running? Anybody partaken in a half-marathon or anything of the sort?
     
  22. Douglasure

    Douglasure New Member

    Feb 4, 2010
    The story between women and men can't be talk clearly, why not set it aside and have a look at the beautiful handbags to have a leisure on h t t p:/ /sell-brand-bag.com
     
  23. UVaGooner

    UVaGooner BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 15, 2002
    Bethesda, MD
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    No 1/2 marathons for me, but my wife has become a running fiend. 2 1/2 marathons last autumn, and she's doing another one St. Patrick's Day weekend at Virginia Beach (while I drink some "refreshments" in the VIP tent)!
     
  24. UVaGooner

    UVaGooner BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 15, 2002
    Bethesda, MD
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    Getting ready for Snowpacolypse II, Electric Boogaloo. Bought burgers, dogs, chicken and beer. We're snow grillin' this weekend!
     
  25. illdthedj

    illdthedj Member

    Jan 15, 2009
    Bay Area, Ca
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    break dance battle with snowshoes?
     

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