White Men Can't Dance

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Soccernova78, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. Soccernova78

    Soccernova78 Member

    Mar 16, 2003
    Beyond The Infinite
  2. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I made it through about 12 seconds of that before I laughed and choked on my own vomit.
     
  3. Soccernova78

    Soccernova78 Member

    Mar 16, 2003
    Beyond The Infinite
    At least David Gregory displayed some semblance of rhythm behind him. :)
     
  4. Katie!

    Katie! New Member

    Dec 4, 2006
    Baton Rouge, LA
  5. Samarkand

    Samarkand Member+

    May 28, 2001
  6. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    There are things grown men should not do. That's one of them.
     
  7. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  8. Norsk Troll

    Norsk Troll Member+

    Sep 7, 2000
    Central NJ
    He seemed to think he was in a certain Bangles video.
     
  9. astabooty

    astabooty Member

    Nov 16, 2002
    China
    Club:
    FC Barcelona
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  10. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Even my dad, the king of dorks, wouldn't pull that shit. Those guy's are so white, they're translucent.
     
  11. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The only dancing I want to see him do is the Frog March.
     
  12. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In the interest of family unity and togetherness, I participated in both The Chicken Dance and the Hokey-Pokey at my sister's wedding. If anyone has video of that event, I will hunt them down, kill them, and dismember their corpse.
     
  13. Norsk Troll

    Norsk Troll Member+

    Sep 7, 2000
    Central NJ
    Dude. Find a new family.
     
  14. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The old one keeps hunting me down.
     
  15. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The Chicken Dance is cool (especially if you were in Baltimore), but the Hokey Pokey....you're on your own there.
     
  16. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    I thought this was some SNL spoof the first few seconds. :eek:
     
  17. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Honestly? I think it's all subjective. We've decided that the dancing Black people do is cool, and that the dancing White people do is not cool. However, we reverse these feelings when dancing (and other art forms) enter the realm of academia- we enjoy blues, reggae, R&B and various African music, but we enjoy AND give academic credbility to classical, ballet, opera... you get the picture. And, jazz studies aside, that picture ain't pretty.

    Too serious a post for this thread, probably. I know we're supposed to be poking fun at Rove, so...

    Dude couldn't get any whiter if you painted him.
     
  18. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thank god. You had me scared for a minute.
     
  19. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bill Murray: It's because I'm white, isn't it?
    Michael Jordan: Larry's white.
    Bill Murray: Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
     
  20. The Gribbler

    The Gribbler Member

    Jul 14, 1999
    Cedar Hill, Texas
    Club:
    FC Dallas
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    for reelz.
     
  21. Norsk Troll

    Norsk Troll Member+

    Sep 7, 2000
    Central NJ
    At least Rove didn't try this move ...

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  22. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm willing to bet that these same guys can't jump either.
     
  23. Belgian guy

    Belgian guy Member+

    Club Brugge
    Belgium
    Aug 19, 2002
    Belgium
    Club:
    Club Brugge KV
    'Black' music is by far the most popular in the world today. Do you really need it to be approved and validated by a bunch of grey old academics who dislike anything that wasn't written prior to the 20th century?

    I'm a 25 year old Belgian and almost every type of music I like was inspired by the groundbreaking work of a handful of African American southerners in the first half of the 20th century.

    I'd value the approval and validation of millions of "real" people ahead of that of a few hundred academics, who are proving their own irrelevance every day by their reluctance to leave their cultural ivory tower.
     
  24. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire

    Nice cliches.
     
  25. Pathogen

    Pathogen Member

    Jul 19, 2004
    Like you care.
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I swear to God I wasn't channeling Carlos Mencia. I have idea what movie scene this is from.
     

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