After consulting with noted soccer experts, various world religious leaders, respected scientists from MIT and inputting all relevant data into a NASA Simulator, I have determined that: The Complete and Total Awesomeness of the 2015 Women’s World Cup Champions and The Complete and Total Awesomeness of the 2019 Women’s World Cup Champions is EQUAL. However, other auxiliary findings were also determined from this extensive research: Signature Fan 2015 Bald Eagle Lady vs. 2019 Lynyrd Skynyrd Dude Tremendous Edge - 2015 Venue Even though Canada became the 51st State for 5 weeks in 2015, it has no Champagne Region, nuff said. Edge - 2019 Fox Studio Host The Absolutely Fabulous Kate Abdo in 2015 vs. Rob Stone with his perfectly quaffed hair in 2019 Infinity Edge - 2015
Folks, note that is possibly to disagree, be civilized and even find common ground of agreement. Ertz probably was my first choice for Golden Ball in '19 as well (and through the China game in '15 was at the time my first choice for Golden Ball of that tournament, though given her near-fiasco in the Germany game and own goal in the final I would have clearly voted both Lloyd and Brian over her). The difference to me is that Brian had to turn around a midfield whose operation in '15 was somewhere between slipshod and dysfunctional before she came in. Ertz handled her responsibilities well, but Brian's ability to do so in turn-around mode deserves extra praise.
From Websters: quaff /kwäf/ verb past tense: quaffed 1. to meticulously design or make in a particular form for TV appearance. "A quaffed haircut will run you $200-$300.” "Rob Stone has perfectly quaffed hair." Synonyms: design, tailor, make
Karen Marie Shelton, Multi Media Magazine Consumer Hair Editor (2000-present) The words ‘coif’ and ‘quaff’ sound very much alike, which is why some people think they mean the same thing, which is tied specifically to the head or the hair. In reality the two words have almost nothing in common. Coif is a noun and is originally a French word which also can be used or spelled as coiffe. It refers to anything which covers the head ranging from hair and hairstyles to head wear. The word coif traditionally is tied to hairstyles for either men or women. Unlike the French word coif, quaff is most closely tied to the German language and means to drink enthusiastically. Usually the enthusiastic drinking is related to alcohol and would be used as a verb such as in quaffing. Another word for quaffing is swigging or gulping. There is no meaning for perfectly quaffed hair unless you take some inappropriate liberties and use it to mean gulping down large quantities of hair. That really doesn’t seem to work. There are many other ways to properly use the French noun or you can also use it as a verb such as coiffing hair. Just make sure not to use it with quaff.