1. What is your favorite team? 2. What is the closest team to you? 3. What was the first match you ever watched? 4. What was the first match you ever attended? 5. If the answer to (1) doesn't appear in (2), (3) or (4), well - how did you get here? I wasn't gonna ignore you guys! Hi! I'm represent the Prince of Barataria, who needs a local bank account to wire his - look, I'm the one who's gonna be yellow-carded off the forums and exiled to the front page for the rest of the calendar year for you, the least you can do is talk about the teams you like. Love you, mean it.