What giveaways should be handed out at upcoming home games?

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  1. Goodsport

    Goodsport Moderator
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    May 18, 1999
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Aztec death whistles, perhaps? :confused:

    GO SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES!!! :cool:


    -G
     
  2. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
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    As mentioned in a separate thread, a bedridden Alashe bobblehead. :)
     
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  3. davez

    davez Member+

    Aug 10, 2000
    Mountain View, CA
  4. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
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    Not a bad idea. The Quakes might consider significantly discounting season tickets for next season. At this point the product is so devalued that it may make economic sense to do so to get people into the stadium and purchasing parking, concessions and merchandise.
     
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  5. nivla

    nivla Member+

    Jan 17, 2003
    Milpitas
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    Brazil
    3 points to the visiting team.
     
  6. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
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    San Jose Earthquakes
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    United States
    wooden spoons
     
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  7. jetdog9

    jetdog9 Member+

    Nov 14, 2007
    Bay Area, CA
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    United States
    Should be free tickets and booze at this point .
     
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  8. Earthshaker

    Earthshaker BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 12, 2005
    The hills above town
    Club:
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    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Excedrin.
    A paper bag
    Free grief counseling.
     
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  9. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    I want another Fatai bobblehead, but this one with the Death Stahre.
     
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  10. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is a great thread!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    And how about an Alashe bobble head with a pulled adductor?
     
  11. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Need things emblematic of Jesse...

    Copy of “the Dummies Guide to becoming a football agent”

    A time piece that only has units in years
     
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  12. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A DVD of the movie “Network”
     
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  13. markmcf8

    markmcf8 Member+

    Oct 18, 1999
    Vancouver, WA, USA
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    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Boxes of detox tea.
     
  14. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    A punch card. If you go to 10 games and get it punched each time the front office refunds all your season ticket money for actually attending their shitshow 10 times.
     
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  15. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    *Air sickness bags: for the inevitable vomiting caused by the play on the field.
    *Hand held fans: for waving away the stink this organization is exuding.
    *Pitchforks and torches: for the upcoming riot that is certain to result if nothing changes.
     
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  16. bsman

    bsman Member+

    May 30, 2001
    MadCity
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Given the way I’ve felt after the last couple home games:
     

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  17. xbhaskarx

    xbhaskarx Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Feb 13, 2010
    NorCal
    Club:
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    United States
    Joel Qwiberg / Paul Marie “missing” posters
     
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  18. markmcf8

    markmcf8 Member+

    Oct 18, 1999
    Vancouver, WA, USA
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    United States
    Blindfolds
     
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  19. jeff_adams

    jeff_adams Member+

    Dec 16, 1999
    Monterey, Ca
    How about Civil War posters? (Stole from Reddit)

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  20. bobby_guzman

    bobby_guzman Member+

    Oct 24, 2014
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Giveaways?

    How about Starhe's head on a platter? And throw on Fio's snake tongue while we're at it.
     
  21. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Valium

    Lose pins
     
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  22. SalinasQuakesFan

    Mar 27, 2010
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Sewing or bowling?
     
  23. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    More like Participation Pins
     
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  24. due time

    due time Member+

    Mar 1, 1999
    Santa Clara
    Walking out my son said "everyone always gives the Quakes crap for all the fans around the bar...but that's about the only draw now".
     
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  25. Cheez-it

    Cheez-it Member

    May 20, 2018
    Tissues, to wipe away tears.
     
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