Not a bad idea. The Quakes might consider significantly discounting season tickets for next season. At this point the product is so devalued that it may make economic sense to do so to get people into the stadium and purchasing parking, concessions and merchandise.
Need things emblematic of Jesse... Copy of “the Dummies Guide to becoming a football agent” A time piece that only has units in years
A punch card. If you go to 10 games and get it punched each time the front office refunds all your season ticket money for actually attending their shitshow 10 times.
*Air sickness bags: for the inevitable vomiting caused by the play on the field. *Hand held fans: for waving away the stink this organization is exuding. *Pitchforks and torches: for the upcoming riot that is certain to result if nothing changes.
Walking out my son said "everyone always gives the Quakes crap for all the fans around the bar...but that's about the only draw now".