The Stanley Cup was drop-kicked into the Rideau Canal and it later froze over. And in recent years, teams have had the tradition of letting each player take it home with them during the summer, so you can imagine there are a lot of stories to be told that just haven't been made public. Nothing to see here, move along...
I think if we made a movie involving Bigasoccer, it would just be a bunch of fat, bald, middle aged men sitting around the Cup telling tank stories and dropping fish puns.
The only way that the "MLS Cup goes to the strip club" story would be any better than it already is would be if Jermaine Dupri were involved.