War on Christmas (now featuring multiple holidays!)

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by guignol, Nov 5, 2014.

  1. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    You forgot one.....

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    Mary Baker Eddy...born Dec. 25 1821 [actually July 16...but close enough]

    I still read her newspaper. :)
     
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  2. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, since they are all singing in mass in the morning, that should satisfy their Jesus needs.

    Looks like I convinced them to do teppanyaki. I have successfully did my part to fight off Christmas.
     
  3. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Jewish.....Jesus.... C'mon get real.
     
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  4. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Geez...had to FYP before "He who must be obeyed" sees this! :eek:

    Ps...rest easy Brummster...I got this. :thumbsup:
     
  5. It's called FOOTBALL

    LMX Clubs
    Mexico
    May 4, 2009
    Chitown
    Just wanna add that tonight there will be pro Gridiron, Bengals vs Texans. It's very rare that there are any pro sports on the night of Dec 24th because leagues want to protect the "sanctity" of the night. Monday and Sunday night games would be rescheduled to avoid xmas eve night, which was always ridiculous. But finally, at least Goodell's league is starting to budge.

    Can't find any other examples in the West where sports are played in prime time on xmas eve, if anyone here knows of any, please add. The Hawaii Bowl is before prime time out there, so that doesn't count.
     
  6. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Scotland had two matches today, one featuring Celtic, the other Rangers. Can't tell if they were prime time, though.

    Here's a schedule of every football match to be played tomorrow

    http://www.livescore.com/soccer/2016-12-25/

    I was a bit surprised to see the Apertura playoff from Mexico's Premira division.
     
  7. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    I am not sure who is winning the War on Christmas, but I do want to wish all my BigSoccer friends a very Merry Christmas. Peace be with you all and take a moment to count your blessings and give thanks.
     
  8. YankBastard

    YankBastard Na Na Na Na NANANANAAA!

    Jun 18, 2005
    Estados Unidos
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  9. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Actually, there were celebrations, with varying degree of religious significance, at about the time of the winder solstice thousands of years before those date.

    Certainly, as an atheist, I shall be slaughtering a cow chucking an Aldi 'Lime and Coriander Chicken dinner', in the oven later today :)
     
  10. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I'm not sure I do, tbh. :cautious:

    I mean, why do you fella a get a free pass on all the bullshit and misery the rest of us have to put up with? Boring bloody in-laws droning on about their various illnesses. Stupid shit on the TV and being asked to perform in ridiculous nonsense when you're a kid.

    Suck it up dude, suck it up like the rest of us :)

    :giggle:
     
  11. It's called FOOTBALL

    LMX Clubs
    Mexico
    May 4, 2009
    Chitown
    It's tonight because it was delayed for the Club World Cup, in which America partook. I checked on twitter to see if anyone complained, but everything looks good, people are hyped.
    Orale vato! Saludos, aqui tenemos los tamales listos para comer. Comete unas con un Tecate ;)
     
  12. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    The Seahawks got beat up yesterday at home. Not a good Xmas eve in Seattle.
     
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  13. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Did I mention my knees. I'm thinking about replacements.
     
  14. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Really? I'm stuck with mine.

    Actually, that reminds me of the old joke, (the only ones I remember nowadays:(), during a Ronnie Corbett monologue on 'The Two Ronnies'.

    He said he'd been reading an interesting article in 'Readers Digest'.

    It was between two other articles. One was about a woman who had brought up a family of 14 children single-handedly whilst waiting for directory enquires to answer, (he gestured to indicate someone holding a phone), and the other was entitled 'I neglected my spleen and my knee-caps fell off'. :)

    Of course, I'm sure we both remember them for this...

     
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  15. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    On my 2nd visit to church this yr, I re-learned something that I had forgot:

    This is how the birth of Jesus Christ came about: His mother Mary was pledged to be married to Joseph, but before they came together, she was found to be with child through the Holy Spirit. Because Joseph her husband was a righteous man and did not want to expose her to public disgrace, he had in mind to divorce her quietly.

    Joey almost contributed to a rise in single parent Messiah families of Judea.
     
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  16. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Taken out of the abridged edition of the bible, I suppose...
     
  17. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    It's in Matthew's gospel. So far as I know, it's always been there.
     
  18. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    I was looking out my winder just this morning and counting my chickens .... just to make sure you really went to Aldi. :unsure:

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  19. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Probably better than blaming the toilet seat.
     
  20. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Came right outta Father Kowalski's mouth last night if that's any confirmation.
     
  21. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Bloody statins :(
     
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  22. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

    Mar 4, 2010
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hear that in the original, practically the full cast was Jewish, with a few Romans making cameo appearances.
     
  23. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

    Mar 4, 2010
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Siddartha Guatma (spell?) was not born on December.

    To be fair, neither was Jesus (most likely March-May season).
     
  24. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
    Holy shit. Its the War on Boxing Day.



    Thats not what Boxing Day is!
     
  25. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    Is it safe to come out of my Christmas-free bunker yet?
     

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