War on Christmas (now featuring multiple holidays!)

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  1. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    It is not?

    And you tell us after the fact. I mean, it's called Boxing day. What exactly did you expect us to do?
     
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  2. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Prove it. I will only accept a birth certificate, long form.
     
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  3. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]
     
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  4. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Not yet, and this is the first time I've heard a commode described as a Christmas-free bunker.
     
  5. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
    You should see what hes doing with the Frankincense.
     
  6. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    No myrrh jokes from you!
     
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  7. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Gold...Jerry...Gold! :p
     
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  8. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
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  9. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
  10. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
  11. Dolemite

    Dolemite Member+

    Apr 2, 2001
    East Bay, Ca
    with Bill Oreilly out of the way Christmas is done for
     
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  12. taosjohn

    taosjohn Member+

    Dec 23, 2004
    taos,nm
    Easter, Fourth of July, President's Day... all under the gun. May Day and Halloween will rule,
     
  13. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Don't forget to get a quinto to celebrate Cinco de Mayo! :coffee:
     
  14. taosjohn

    taosjohn Member+

    Dec 23, 2004
    taos,nm
    Her birthday-- they can't take that away from me...
     
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  15. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    ♫ You sigh, a song begins
    She speaks and you hear violins
    It's magic ♫ :inlove:
     
  16. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
  17. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
  18. taosjohn

    taosjohn Member+

    Dec 23, 2004
    taos,nm
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  19. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I remember a few years ago when I got a coffee at Tim Hortons and it had a Hamilton Tiger Cats logo on it! The Argos fans must have rioted! I bet some of them even deliberately decided NOT to say "Soar-ee" when they almost bumped into someone!
     
  20. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Show who is winning? I gave up the fight and am taking the family skiing.
     
  21. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm not going to war on Christmas.

    I'm going to get drunk and sexually assault it
     
  22. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    The best way to get away with it especially since you live in an overwhelmingly Republican state is to run for office.
     
  23. The Devil's Architect

    Feb 10, 2000
    The American Steppe
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And then marry it, because it's so innocent and pure
     
  24. chaski

    chaski Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Turks and Caicos Islands
    Marry Christmas!
     
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  25. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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