War on Christmas (now featuring multiple holidays!)

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by guignol, Nov 5, 2014.

  1. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  2. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
    Club:
    Millonarios Bogota
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    MOAR WINNING!!! This time, the War on Christmas..



     
  3. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Actually T-rump is killing Xmas by associating himself with it. I read elsewhere that dem campaigns found that mailers with a picture of T-rump got thrown away immediately because people recoiled at the sight of him. So it's a safe bet that millions of people don't want to look at the tree because he is standing in front of it.
     
  4. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    He's already destroyed the USFL and Atlantic City. Christmas would make it a trifecta.
     
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  5. spejic

    spejic Cautionary example

    Mar 1, 1999
    San Rafael, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    The motherfraking atom bomb has been dropped.

     
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  6. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The second part was pretty good, but I liked his rendition of "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds" better. And since when did Mr. Spock have kids? Highly illogical!
     
  7. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    I said use gold ornaments on the dammed tree to match the shitter.

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  8. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

    Mar 4, 2010
    Chicago
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    Chicago Red Stars
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That shit sales.
     
  9. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

    Mar 4, 2010
    Chicago
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    Chicago Red Stars
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    United States
    I don't know, if he were to destroy Christmas, I may think about voting for him for 4 more years.
     
  10. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
    The real Villain was Max, the Dog. The Grinch was mentally ill, and physically if you subscribe to that heart theory. He also had the epiphany and repented. Max, however...He did it for the Lolz.
     
  11. song219

    song219 BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 5, 2004
    La Norte
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    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Vanuatu
    I don't know. The Grinch did have to use the whip on Max.
     
  12. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
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    DC United
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    United States
    #862 fatbastard, Dec 4, 2018
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    in a self-harm incident - FoxNews promotes TreasonForTheSeason graphic :D

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  13. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    It's getting near the time of the year where we all get our poles erect and prepare to vocally and physically descend upon our loved ones spewing invective's whilst raining blows. Sadly my M-I-Law is no longer with us so I'll have to find another target. :(
     
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  14. dapip

    dapip Member+

    Sep 5, 2003
    South Florida
    Club:
    Millonarios Bogota
    Nat'l Team:
    Colombia
    Be assured that wherever she is, she'd be thinking of you and screaming of the top of her lungs "SERENITY NOW!!!!"
     
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  15. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Don't blame Max the Dog. He's all in for Christmas.
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  16. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
  17. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  18. ceezmad

    ceezmad Member+

    Mar 4, 2010
    Chicago
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    Chicago Red Stars
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    United States
    It is the season.

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  19. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Then talking of, or screaming of Serenity. Perhaps they're using her to help out the reindeer.
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  20. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    As a longtime warrior in the Little Drummer Boy Challenge, I was amazed to have survived the Radio City Christmas Spectacular.

    Then I got toasted at a pharmacy the very next day.
     
  21. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    The war seems to be fizzling out. Which makes sense, since it never existed anyway.
     
  22. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
    I never understood this stupid song. Im sure its every first week mothers delight to get the kid settled and have some little smartass come around making like Neal F'n Peart and waking him up. Mary nodding was probably a signal to one of the magi to knock the kid back to factory settings.
     
  23. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    I've always hated that stupid song.

    Then what else I've found cringeworthy is that Singing Xmas Tree.
     
  24. ToMhIlL

    ToMhIlL Member+

    Feb 18, 1999
    Boxborough, MA
    Club:
    New England Revolution
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yeah, and the ox and lamb too, since they were keeping time. They are lucky they aren't dinner.
     
  25. crazypete13

    crazypete13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    May 7, 2007
    A walk from BMO
    Club:
    Toronto FC
    You have just lost the game.
     

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