This week's surprise: Bournemouth top of the league. No surprises: Oliver scuffed a chance to score with the last kick of the match.
Just contemplating all of that high-priced talent that went into earning the 24 points my team has this week. Zaha hat trick?
Late, late substitutions are a joke. One minute for Sturridge robs us of Gray's six points on the bench.
Think that was me when I snapped up Kane from you. I was happy to keep him on the bench, but he came back after a week or two!!
Looking at my middle of the road midfielders and wondering who to replace them with. If they all started, we'd play five across the park every week; alas, they seem to be surplus to requirements.
Mendy captain. Messed that right up... again. Time to go away for a few weeks and leave everything on auto-pilot.
Colonia Victricensis suffered a real horror show in Gameweek 3, but equally horrible to see other competitive managers come through the house of horrors even more horribly.
Anyway we can all agree to use the VSR and keep updated? Losing points for no reason makes me feel like the UTD fan I am...,sad[emoji53]
Ouchies….. Tottenham under the cosh in the early start against Liverpool. The Reds have already had the ball in the net; were close to a second; and the clock has barely ticked over the third minute.