By Dan Loney on Jan 22, 2018 at 1:47 PM
  1. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
    Club:
    Los Angeles Sol
    Country/National team:
    Philippines

    USSF Election Musical Interlude - Let Me Take You Down

    By Dan Loney on Jan 22, 2018 at 1:47 PM
    January 20, 2018

    To Kathy and Carlos…

    Why are you so opposed to having a soccer person serve as President of US Soccer?


    ___________________________


    Eric Wynalda
    The only man who can save us from ruin and doom
    Like soccer in June
    Kyle Martino
    He’s got a plan to bring non-US fans to their knees
    “Papers, please”

    All the soccer people
    Where do they all come from?
    All the soccer people
    Why do they all hate SUM?

    Sunil Gulati
    Would still be in charge but his coaches had heads up their ass
    See you in class
    Listen to Solo
    Asking the questions the insiders don’t understand
    “Can we borrow this van?”

    All the soccer people
    Where do they all come from?
    All the soccer people
    How can they be so dumb?

    Carlos Cordeiro
    He gets by with a little help from his…oh, what’s that word that means when people like you?

    And if you go looking for people with minds that hate
    All I can tell you is Kathy, you’re doing great

    Hey, Don
    Don’t make it bad
    You know the Crew don’t
    Belong in Austin
    So be sure that you remember to tell
    Precourt to sell to
    Someone better

    Why couldn't we do it on the road?
    Why couldn't we do it on the road?
    Everyone was watching us
    Why couldn't we do it on the road?

    Stay home
    We lost our invitation
    Stay home for the Mystery Tour
    Stay home
    Cancel the reservation
    Stay home 'cause we're missing the Tour

    Christ, you know it was easy
    Just had to tie T&T
    And now Gonzalez
    Is gonna play for El Tri

    Yesterday
    All we needed was one point away
    Now we're screaming about pay-for-play
    Oh, I believe
    It’s time to say

    Na, na na, na na na na
    Na na na na
    We’re screwed
     
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I thought a verse about "Nowhere Gans" would be cruel. Was I right to cut it out?

  1. We can work it out

    11 vote(s)
    50.0%
  2. You better run for your life

    4 vote(s)
    18.2%
  3. Honey pie, I love you

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%
  4. Every one of us has all we need

    4 vote(s)
    18.2%
  5. I'm a loser

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%

Comments

Discussion in 'Articles' started by Dan Loney, Jan 22, 2018.

    1. Ch(Elsey)

      Ch(Elsey) Member+

      Columbus Crew
      United States
      May 2, 2003
      Green, Ohio
      Club:
      Columbus Crew
      Country/National team:
      United States

      USSF Election Musical Interlude - Let Me Take You Down

      By Dan Loney on Jan 22, 2018 at 1:47 PM
      I love the Crew verse. Thank you.
       
    2. Brother Badgerjohn

      Oct 16, 2000
      Okie City
      Club:
      --other--
      Country/National team:
      United States

      USSF Election Musical Interlude - Let Me Take You Down

      By Dan Loney on Jan 22, 2018 at 1:47 PM
      Over Forty Years Ago Today
      New York had the boys and Pele
      They quickly went out of style
      And Pro Soccer was gone for a while
      So we re-introduce to you, almost gone after nine years:
      North American Soccer Leeeeeaagguuee!

      We're the North American Soccer League!
      We're hoping for the Rel and Pro!
      We're the North American Soccer League!
      We hated to see Indy go!

      We still have the Cosmos
      Just lost our lawsuit
      Please don't mention Rayo
      Soccer League!
       
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    3. Anthony

      Anthony Member+

      Aug 20, 1999
      Chicago
      Club:
      DC United
      Country/National team:
      United States

      USSF Election Musical Interlude - Let Me Take You Down

      By Dan Loney on Jan 22, 2018 at 1:47 PM
      The (FIFA) End Song

      And in the end
      The graft you take
      Is equal to the graft
      You taaakkkkeee.
       
    4. Geneva

      Geneva LA for Life

      Feb 5, 2003
      Southern Cal
      Club:
      Los Angeles Galaxy
      Country/National team:
      United States

      USSF Election Musical Interlude - Let Me Take You Down

      By Dan Loney on Jan 22, 2018 at 1:47 PM
      Brilliant. And, yes, we are screwed. What choice will those dumb voters make? All hail the NASL!
       
    5. AlbertCamus

      AlbertCamus Member+

      Colorado Rapids
      Sep 2, 2005
      Colorado, USA
      Club:
      Colorado Rapids

      USSF Election Musical Interlude - Let Me Take You Down

      By Dan Loney on Jan 22, 2018 at 1:47 PM
      Thanks for the laugh!
       
    6. Eighteen Alpha

      Eighteen Alpha Member+

      Aug 17, 2016
      Club:
      Stoke City FC

      USSF Election Musical Interlude - Let Me Take You Down

      By Dan Loney on Jan 22, 2018 at 1:47 PM
      Brilliant!
       
    7. Olo2317

      Olo2317 Member

      Jun 1, 2014
      Club:
      CA River Plate
      Country/National team:
      Argentina

      USSF Election Musical Interlude - Let Me Take You Down

      By Dan Loney on Jan 22, 2018 at 1:47 PM
      dan loney... stop talkin baloney
       

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