News: USMNT GOAT Player Landon Donovan coming out of retirement

http://www.empireofsoccer.com/shock-report-landon-donovan-to-unretire-sign-with-galaxy-53377/


http://www.starsandstripesfc.com/2016/9/8/12850948/landon-donovan-unretire-return-mls-la-galaxy

 

Needs more popcorn

 

His retirement beard needs to be bigger than Messi's

 

So he juts swoops in plays in the playoffs and retires again? Interesting.

 

Hey, if Pele can do it, why not?

 

Sort of like the Phoenix Suns' Kevin Johnson.

 

I'm sure he's sitting there at home, thinking, "Well, shit. If Frank can do it as a 38 year old, I sure as hell can play at 34."

Welcome back, LD!

 

I had a fringe Soccer friend (his daughters play so he is getting into it now) ask why LD retired. I told him he was getting old anyway. I forget who he mentioned, maybe Robbie Keane. I told him LD does his thing and I really had nothing.

 

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DONAVAN HAHAHAHAA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE UNTIL MY PHONE NOTIFIED ME HAHA




Someone had to do it.

 

Unfortunately the bridge has been burned so badly that if he managed to get himself into Mexecutioner form JK wouldn't give him the time of day.

 

Between Christian Pulisic's coming out party over the weekend and now this, I'm about to spontaneously combust from all of the juicy USMNT developments the past week.

 

Can somebody please revive the "Klinsmann to ______ rumors" (or "rumours" as the case would hopefully be)? We'd have a perfect hat trick on our hands.

 

Guess he just got back from another Thailand vacation.

 

Jason Davis already did it on twitter.

 

Nobody ever wants to miss a dos a cero party.

 

Jesus christ on rubber crutches...

 

Scared me! I thought you were saying Landon was injured already.

 

I don't care if LD embarrasses himself during this stint. His return is already a success if he got De Jong up out of here.

 

Stu Holden.

 

I predicted awhile ago he'd come back.

Probably got bored. Saw Bruce can't coach without him. Felt bad.

 

He's on record saying "if Tim Tebow ever played professional baseball he'd come out of retirement."

 

Saw this on FS1 ticker. Did a double take and made sure i was awake. Must wanted some of that CP10 attention

 

Gotta subsidize Swansea after they go down this year.