PBP: United States vs Panama; 6/26/19; 9pm ET

I don't think Dely-Valdez knows the words to their anthem...

 

People who paid Gold Cup money to see the Camp Cupcake B Team can’t be thrilled.

 

Eh, the first time I went to a non-final Gold Cup game, Kenny Cooper was the MVP because he took a flying karate kick to the balls.

 

fyp

 

Wil Trapp seriously looks like he's about 16.

 

Qatari ref. No CONCACAFing allowed.

 

Yes I"m definitely glad I went to the Cleveland game and not this one lol

 

I’ve been to one Gold Cup game (2005) and it was a final so I knew I wouldn’t get the bait and switch. This game is like paying for your favorite band and getting the cover band instead. Eleven changes in international soccer is not squad rotation. It’s bordering on fraud.

 

Dear god Djiorde...

 

Mihailovic immediately showing that he doesn't belong here. Two golden chances in 5 seconds, not even a shot attempt.

 

He makes Zardes look clinical.

 

Ball control is a real struggle here early on

 

I'm not going to feel too bad for KC fans considering how often they get games.

 

I'm basically just here to shit on Mihailovic at this point.

What a horrible free kick.

 

It's going to be one of those long, long games. I can already feel it.

 

Get it together, young man

 

Love that camera shot of our coach, furrowing his brow in a vain attempt to understand what he sees.

I've had this game on for 25 seconds and I'm already tired of Stu Holden's voice.

 

That was a great pass to Panama's keeper. One of the most horrid free kicks I've ever seen.

 

Djordje keeping the criticism off Trapp.

 

Yes, Michael Bradley is a "tough act to follow" if your name is Wil Trapp and you're basically running around with REPLACEMENT LEVEL on your jersey.

 

Ref doing a good job defending

 

I wish Trapp was replacement level.

 

It is the Gold Cup and not the final and not Mexico so there is not a lot of interest.