News: United Mania Podcast Ends Run : Deck Chairs Going Down with the Ship

That's the problem.

 

I'm so frustrated with this team, but I'm more concerned about becoming apathetic. At least United Mania gave me someone to share my frustration. It's a long season without listening to them.

I had a bunch of people over at the house. We had watched the US game and started to watch United. After we went 2-0 down, we just turned off the tv and went on to other things.

 

I hear you. The worst thing about DCU sucking is the sense of ennui. After the podcast left, there is one less sense of "community" for diehard fans to relate to. Just endless waves of mediocrity, watching guys aimlessly push the ball around the pitch while having Lindsay Simpson tell us what "Ben" is thinking and "reporting" the "tactical adjustments" suggested by Chad Ashton.

 

I have a suggested "tactical adjustment" for Chad Ashton....

 

Glass navel?

 

Stop using big words Chad does not understand.

 

OK - I have a "testical adjustment" for Chad Ashton. How's that?

 

Does he have any of those?????

 

I'm willing to kick him hard enough to find out. You know, for science

 

Well since you are doing it in the name of science I suppose we could just this once.

 

Bad timing. Science is suspect in this administration. Just do it because you want to.

 

Who knows. Maybe the fact that he has balls makes him particularly stubborn and tied to shoddy tactics and poorly run practices.

 

''Why did you type all those extra words when you could have typed Chad Ashton???

 

You know what we could use right now?

A UnitedMania podcast.

 

What Knave said!

 

I would like to hear Mike Martin call these moves deck chairs. Sometimes I think Mike is Shammy in disguise.

 

A conference call would be more feasible.

 

How do you know he's handsome?

 

This is when Mike gets to talk about United using "Hamid and Hope" tactics.

 

I hope he's trademarked that.

 

He came up with that? That guy is a treasure.

 

I have seen Mike Martin live and in techno color. Very deceptively handsome..................

 

Bring it back please, we need listenable analysis.

 

Maybe we should start an internet campaign? Bring back the Mania....

 

Never mind analysis.

I'll settle for listenable.