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How many goals will D.C. United concede this game?

Poll closed Jul 30, 2017.
  1. 0, is Bill back?!

    16.0%
  2. 1

    4.0%
  3. 2

    32.0%
  4. 3

    28.0%
  5. 4

    16.0%
  6. 5

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. 6+

    4.0%
  1. Theopisa

    Theopisa Member+

    Pisa Sporting Club
    Italy
    Oct 7, 2008
    Venezia
    Club:
    Pisa Calcio
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    There is really one only way to find out, this is more or less the team of last season, we can't say they were playing well, but at least they were playing. If the same team down performs this way, maybe the cause is elsewhere, very likely the coach; there's always a breaking point between players and coach, even in the very best clubs. And chances are, if things don't go well, that the players have decided to row against the current till the coach is let go. This happens all the times.
     
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  2. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    Well they certainly decided not to be subtle about really sucking.
     
  3. Theopisa

    Theopisa Member+

    Pisa Sporting Club
    Italy
    Oct 7, 2008
    Venezia
    Club:
    Pisa Calcio
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    We got 3 points in the last eight games, we are at 6 defeats in a row, with the high chance they'll become 7 saturday, seen how Toronto demolished NYC today, I would say the message is more than clear
     
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  4. Eastern Bear

    Eastern Bear Member+

    Feb 27, 1999
    Great Falls, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    You've said this 700 times Mrs. Olsen. We know the roster sucks, but there is no way Ben's batting 1.000 or even .220.
     
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  5. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    I agree Ben is not above .200, the Mendoza line, right now. I will however continue to stick with Ashton and the roster being bigger problems than Ben is.

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    His "team" is leading the entire league in so many key categories, fewest wins, most losses, fewest points, fewest goals, most goals allowed, biggest negative goal differential, and lowest points per game. He deserves to coach a MLS team as much as Andrew Dice Clay deserves to be Poet Emeritus of the United States (I hope that doesn't give someone any ideas)
     
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  8. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I honestly don't care if we lose every game for the rest of the season as long as Olsen and Ashton are fired this week.

    It can't get any worse than this.

    james
     
  9. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh yes it could!

     
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  10. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Love that movie.

    We lost to the almost worst team in the league 4-0. If we lose every other match 4-0 it will maintain the status quo.

    james
     
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  11. greatscott

    greatscott Member+

    Dec 21, 2002
    Richmond
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Do I get a pony or anything for winning this poll?
     
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  12. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No - but I feel the pony is riding us.
     
  14. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    Your pony is in Aisle 7 at Harris Teeters, you need to buy the entire case of alpo to make sure you get all of it
    It's just that kind of season
     
  15. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here's your pony, picked out by DC United management:
    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    Own Goal is second on the team in scoring.
     
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  17. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    Where in the holy steaming ******** is Open Wide For Some Soccer? I demand sad stats.
     
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  18. mosca

    mosca Member

    Sep 13, 1999
    Honolulu
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Okay, Ashton is a shit and sandpaper sandwich, and the owners are a shit and ground glass burrito. That doesn't change the fact that Olsen (as coach) is a deli tuna salad sandwich that has been sitting around for seven years: perfectly acceptable at one point, but now very much past it.
     
  19. nick

    nick Member+

    Nov 23, 1998
    Potomac Falls, Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I will go to 1 game and that will be the last one at RFK to give tribute to the great memories of the early years of DC United.
     
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  20. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    They'll probably try to sell last game tix for 175.00 but if it's about RFK only betcha Howard will play there after United leaves,
     

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