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Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Murrdcu, Jul 23, 2017.

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How many goals will D.C. United concede this game?

Poll closed Jul 30, 2017.
  1. 0, is Bill back?!

    16.0%
  2. 1

    4.0%
  3. 2

    32.0%
  4. 3

    28.0%
  5. 4

    16.0%
  6. 5

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. 6+

    4.0%
  1. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This team is pathetic.

    Olsen needs to Man Up and resign. Horrible.
     
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  2. Saltenya94

    Saltenya94 Member

    Jul 29, 2003
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    DC United
    I'm amazed how bad the team is this season. :thumbsdown: Its actually hard to believe. :eek: I guess next year we get the #1 draft pick! :D Are there good players next season? Some years are good ones and other years the pool of players to draft are low quality.
     
  3. Eastern Bear

    Eastern Bear Member+

    Feb 27, 1999
    Great Falls, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    That last goal was 100% collective failure. Outside of a new stadium. I don't see any redeeming qualities of this club.
     
  4. Theopisa

    Theopisa Member+

    Pisa Sporting Club
    Italy
    Oct 7, 2008
    Venezia
    Club:
    Pisa Calcio
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    #Wewintrophies
     
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  5. Theopisa

    Theopisa Member+

    Pisa Sporting Club
    Italy
    Oct 7, 2008
    Venezia
    Club:
    Pisa Calcio
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    Every game feels like a preseason friendly. In which we are the sparring partner team.
     
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  6. Theopisa

    Theopisa Member+

    Pisa Sporting Club
    Italy
    Oct 7, 2008
    Venezia
    Club:
    Pisa Calcio
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    You live in denial
     
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  7. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Since there are other "United" teams now, DC should change it's name to "The Washington Generals."
     
  8. Theopisa

    Theopisa Member+

    Pisa Sporting Club
    Italy
    Oct 7, 2008
    Venezia
    Club:
    Pisa Calcio
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    I am trying to find any good reason why I should go back to RFK this year, but in all honesty I am struggling
     
  9. 20oth

    20oth Member

    Aug 18, 2005
    Severn, Md
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    The hour plus rain delay, then postponement, in the Germany-Denmark women's EURO quarter finals was more entertaining.
     
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  10. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hamid did not make a difference.
     
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  11. mosca

    mosca Member

    Sep 13, 1999
    Honolulu
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fire Olsen and Ashton. This week. Let Nolan or Zach take the reigns as interim coach for a few weeks while the team hires someone new.

    Richie Williams wouldn't put out a team that performs this woefully. Nor would Denis Hamlett. Or give one of the college coaches a shot. We couldn't get Porter back in the day, but with the promise of opening a new stadium, maybe United could pull the coach at Stanford or Creighton.
     
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  12. onefineesq

    onefineesq Member+

    Sep 16, 2003
    Laurel, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Apparently you were hoping Hamid would score 2 or 3 goals too.
     
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  13. Theopisa

    Theopisa Member+

    Pisa Sporting Club
    Italy
    Oct 7, 2008
    Venezia
    Club:
    Pisa Calcio
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    I can't think of a single reason why Olsen is still on the bench. It's obvious that the team has completely abandoned him and don't respect him anymore. Just put anybody there FFS, the U23 coach, the U15 coach, anybody wouldn't do this bad.
     
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  14. onefineesq

    onefineesq Member+

    Sep 16, 2003
    Laurel, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You need to simply accept that this team sucks. Why would these players tank? So they can be out of a job next year? The team is awful. The coaching is awful. The front office is awful. The ownership is awful. Therefore, the product is awful. This isn't difficult to understand.
     
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  15. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I had heard that MN had as bad a defense, if not worse, than DC. I was hoping against hope that Hamid might stop a shot or two, and Deshorn Brown might actually bag one or two. That's one of the ugliest shit-shows I think I've had the displeasure to watch DCU perform.
     
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  16. onefineesq

    onefineesq Member+

    Sep 16, 2003
    Laurel, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Naw, that would be LA FC, I would guess. Doesnt matter as we are so inept, we need about 7 or 8 replacement starters to even be competitive.
     
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  17. fairfax4dc

    fairfax4dc Member+

    Dec 5, 2008
    Fairfax, Va
    $6 dollar 24 oz Heinekins, and plenty of them.
     
  18. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    Dante said something quotable about Hope
    You need a submarine to take a dive as far as this team has gone down
    Washington Press Secretaries
     
  19. onefineesq

    onefineesq Member+

    Sep 16, 2003
    Laurel, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I havent gone to a home game at RFK during the last 2 seasons outside of the freezing cold season opener this year against KC (of which I left around the 65th minute because I was dying of boredom and frostbite). Just not value enough for my entertainment dollar.
     
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  20. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    He was directly responsible for a couple goals last week. He needed more this week.
     
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  21. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    We have proven beyond the shadow of a doubt that DC United out suxs Minnesota United and is unquestionably the worst club in MLS. The NY Cosmos and FC Miami were on Bein at the same time and either of those NASL teams were more than a match for United in all respects.
     
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  22. onefineesq

    onefineesq Member+

    Sep 16, 2003
    Laurel, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    IT TAKES MORE.
     
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  23. onefineesq

    onefineesq Member+

    Sep 16, 2003
    Laurel, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    At halftime of our game, I switched over to that one for 15 minutes. They looked twice as good as we did.
     
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  24. DCUSA

    DCUSA Member+

    Jan 14, 2006
    Virginia
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Let Boswell run practice for a week and pick the team for Toronto. Get some perspective and step away, Benny. Just one week, I'm dead serious.
    He's lost them entirely, it finally happened. He has no ideas, no set plays, no tactical nous. Zero. Yes, they aren't good players, but my lord, it's quitter town on that staff.
     
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  25. Boloni86

    Boloni86 Member+

    Jun 7, 2000
    Baltimore
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Gibraltar
    I'm getting to the point where I think fans should organize a boycott protest for the stadium opener. Partially for the crap product on the field. And partially for the negative way in which they've disrespected the club's 22 year old supporter culture. Maybe embarrassing them on national TV would make them pay attention.
     

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