United @ Fake United

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Murrdcu, Jul 23, 2017.

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How many goals will D.C. United concede this game?

Poll closed Jul 30, 2017.
  1. 0, is Bill back?!

    16.0%
  2. 1

    4.0%
  3. 2

    32.0%
  4. 3

    28.0%
  5. 4

    16.0%
  6. 5

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. 6+

    4.0%
  1. Murrdcu

    Murrdcu Member

    DC United
    United States
    Apr 25, 2017
    #1 Murrdcu, Jul 23, 2017
    Last edited: Jul 23, 2017
    when: Saturday July 29
    Where: University of Minnesota's TCF Bank Stadium
    When: 8 PM ET
    Why: Because the wooden spoon is within reach
    Stream: MLSLive
    TV: TBA, but expect the usual coverage
     
  2. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    We will lose -- book it.
     
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  3. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    I appreciate that the poll closes after the game happens.
     
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  4. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    I'd feel better if "as many as it takes to lose" was a choice. I believe this team has yet to show how low they can go
     
  5. Murrdcu

    Murrdcu Member

    DC United
    United States
    Apr 25, 2017
    So I assume you voted one goal in the poll.
     
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  6. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    No, I'm a charitable albeit irritable kind of guy, I'm hoping young Harkes gets one so it'll take 2 to do it. The sole vote for 2 is mine
     
  7. Boloni86

    Boloni86 Member+

    Jun 7, 2000
    Baltimore
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Gibraltar
    As a Minnesota resident I feel obligated to share if anyone is traveling. Coincidentally I'm moving back to the East Coast on that same weekend so I won't attend. Will be busy cleaning, packing and cursing how I'll never again move for the rest of my life.

    If you're on the fence about attending, I recommend not attending. TCF is pretty shit for soccer. The worst turf in the league, shitty sight lines, no roof etc ... Wait until 2019 and attend at the new stadium which according to renderings will be twice the stadium that DC is building.

    But if you are traveling, this time of year Minneapolis is glorious. Make it a whole weekend. Try to stay downtown. Convenient rail connection to airport and stadium. If you're an active person, Minneapolis has a world class city park network. Just south of downtown you can access the chain of lakes with miles of bike lanes, jogging lanes, swimming beaches, boat rentals etc ... On the East side of Lake Calhoun is Uptown which is the hipster capital of the upper Midwest. Great cafes, restaurants, shopping etc ...

    For night life Minneapolis has an insane choice of live music with at least 12 venues. The most iconic is First Ave which was where they shot the movie Purple Rain. If you're into performing arts, Minneapolis has the most theaters per capita after NYC and 3rd overall after Chicago. Everything from experimental companies to African American companies to cabaret etc ... The most famous is Guthrie Theater on the north bank of Mississippi. Other daytime stuff to do would be the Walker Art Center which is a pretty mind blowing interactive modern art museum. The farmers market is popular on weekends on the West side of downtown.

    For pregame drinking just head to the stadium area. It's on the University of Minnesota campus which is adjacent to Dinkytown neighborhood which is full of bars. On a typical night it's a little too overrun by coeds with fake IDs for my taste, but on game nights the neighborhood is overrun with soccer fans.
     
  8. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Technically they are Fake United Part II. Part I is in Atlanta.
     
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  9. NicktheGreek

    NicktheGreek Member+

    Feb 15, 2001
    Nice sell, too late to sublet your place? I'm looking for cooler summer climes that don;t end up ass deep in snow before the hurricane season is over in St Pete
     
  10. shammypants

    shammypants Member+

    Oct 9, 2013
    Club:
    DC United
    I've actually seen a few Minnesota FC shirts and decals around D.C. Slightly less than DC United but more than any other team. Kind of weird
     
  11. John L

    John L Member+

    Sep 20, 2003
    Alexandria, VA
    Technically Manchester United is Fake United Part I.
    DC United is Fake United Part 2, 3, 4 - ?
    Then come Fake United Atlanta and Fake United Minnesota
     
  12. ImNumberTen

    ImNumberTen Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    Washington, DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I dunno. I'm feeling like our United is pretty fake these days, too.
     
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  13. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    As a DC United and a Manchester United fan I think I must take umbrage with your assertion. :mad::mad::D:D:D
     
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  14. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
     
  15. Murrdcu

    Murrdcu Member

    DC United
    United States
    Apr 25, 2017
    That's too two many for my tastes.

    Also Wednesday is Gold Cup Final so Bill could start Saturday.
     
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  16. Murrdcu

    Murrdcu Member

    DC United
    United States
    Apr 25, 2017
    Our defense has been fake for a week now
     
  17. Boloni86

    Boloni86 Member+

    Jun 7, 2000
    Baltimore
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Gibraltar
    Lake is named after James Calhoun, a former vice president from South Carolina. The name is actually pretty unpopular because Calhoun was a pretty fanatical advocate for slavery.

    Each lake in the Minneapolis chain of lakes has a unique identity. Lake Calhoun is the one where you need to wear sunglasses in the summer because it's overrun by eye candy.
     
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  18. Murrdcu

    Murrdcu Member

    DC United
    United States
    Apr 25, 2017
    Surprised the city doesn't pay to have a company spray the grounds to keep those annoying pests away
     
  19. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Actually, it's John C. Calhoun, the VP from South Carolina, but I discovered (thanks, Wikipedia!) that his name was attached to it because he had Fort Snelling surveyed when he was Sec. of War. I am pleased to say that my aunt, the family genealogist, says we are no relation.
     
  20. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Your description of Minneapolis in the summer was spot on. One of my favorite destinations for a business trip -- except in the winter. Minneapolis and Chicago are my two favorite Midwest destinations -- everywhere else there is tied for last.
     
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  21. DCUSA

    DCUSA Member+

    Jan 14, 2006
    Virginia
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Look for a Collin Martin brace, Brandon Barklage style.
     
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  22. Theopisa

    Theopisa Member+

    Pisa Sporting Club
    Italy
    Oct 7, 2008
    Venezia
    Club:
    Pisa Calcio
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
  23. smakawhat

    smakawhat Member

    DC United
    Apr 27, 2003
    MD - Silver Spring
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Minneapolis is one of my fav US cities, almost moved there.

    Has a great beer scene too.



    but uh ... so yeah... game... ..

    Bill come back please..
     
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  24. kirchhausen

    kirchhausen Member+

    Apr 17, 2004
    Ashburn, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  25. Boloni86

    Boloni86 Member+

    Jun 7, 2000
    Baltimore
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Gibraltar
    Nice, you hit up my deli Kramarczuk's. That neighborhood is like a Little Poland. Also worth checking out Ziach's, Sikora's and The Polish Palace ... Unfortunately Nye's Polonaise Room which was the iconic Polish bar in that neighborhood closed last year. You can still get drunk to live polka music at the Palace though ...
     
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