Trump presidency tweets

Gilead is from Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale.

 

Such a great opportunity. Let Trump ban all Muslims from Nambia. He base celebrates while the rest of the world laughs.

 

I think he should impose sanctions also.

 

We should also nuke Nambia

 

Some bad hombres come from there. And some good people.

 

The tour group should leave from Bowling Green.

 

DANGIT!

 

That's a book I've been meaning to read. Do I get credit for reading her feminist takedown of The Odyssey? That's quite good, albeit for specialized tastes.

 

We're talking about literary references vis a vis the president, and his presume lack of knowledge therewith. You'd get credit for anything you've read. The bar's pretty low here...

 

Apparently they did!!

 

the Capital of Nambia is Covfefe.

 

Get your tickets for the Concert for the People of Nambia-chea starring Kid Rock & Ted Nugent.

 

"The past isn't dead, people. No way. It's huge. The past isn't even past. I can tell you that. And another thing, how about the Hillary Clinton? Once a bitch, always a bitch, that's what I say."

 

This is the most Damon Esquire-ish example of Descartes dream argument.

 

It's Trump channeling William Faulkner, creator of Jefferson, Mississippi. It's the county seat of Yoknopatawpha County.

 

Bugger. I made the connection too late to edit my original post. I guess now we can say it's Trump channeling Faulkner explaining Descartes

 

Well look at religious people, people will believe all kinds of weird shit.

 

Why isn't grandpa on medicare?

Also, can you add your parents and/or grandparents to your health insurance plan?

 

allegory, Son...

 

Remember when Nambia was joined with neighboring Pambia before they separated into two like Czechoslovakia did? The Namby-pamby people had a reputation of being weak and indecisive, something Trump truly hates.

 

I hear next week Trump is meeting with the ambassador from the country of Nambla.

Ivanka is safe in that meeting, but they should really send Barron to the neighbors'.

 

How the fuck did I spend this much time on earth without having #dotard in my insult arsenal? Now I'm actually old enough to BE one.

— Denis Leary (@denisleary) September 22, 2017

 

Kim must be using a pretty old dictionary to have come up with dotard. I think the related word "dotage" is bordering on archaic, too.

Or I could be in denial because I'm getting ther myself in another decade or two.