Trump Presidency Tweets Too

I found 5 stores in VA with exactly one youth (and no adult) jerseys in stock in each store: Alexandria, Sterling, and three stores around VA Beach/Newport News. Not exactly an overwhelming inventory. What most likely happened if he is in fact telling the truth:

First off, the guy looks like his mother still wipes his ass, so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Jr. doesn't know his was around a store because his mommy does all of his shopping for him. Mommy was out of town visiting Aunt Ellen up in Connecticut and her little boy got a boo boo. He thought about calling 9/11, but he decided to be a brave little boy. He went into the store before it closed looking for a Band Aid. Preferably the Sesame Street branded Band Aids his mommy puts on all of his ouchies.

Having never been in one where he wasn't pushed in a cart, our hero got lost in Target. And when he gets lost playing between the clothing racks, he's always supposed to go back to the little boys section and stand by the mannequin near the little Target doggie, which is where he saw the scary Mexican jersey. By the time he made it over to the pharmacy/cosmetics area he was in the midst of a PTSD episode from that one time he stumbled into a Chipotle.

It was 5 minutes from closing time. He needed help. He probably found it in the form of a third party stocker. They show up in grocery and drug stores when Smithfield or Revlon or whatever is running a promo and they're there to make sure every item is perfectly placed with the little Revlon logo of all 1000 tubes of lipstick visible from the aisle in perfect little rows. They're normally in big stores right around close, working after hours. Maria was there fussing with the lipstick from 11pm-1am because people named Chloe will just chuck that shit on a shelf and go home.

When she only spoke Messican, he lost his shit, ran out of the store screaming "rapists and murderers", sped home, and later tweeted about his trauma.

I'd like to think this is how it all went down.

 

Aren't those Mexican Countries?


Seriously speaking, all the explanations offered make sense. I'd add that probably the asshole was asking for explanations that are not needed (why does Target carry Messican jerseys? This is 'Merica!!!), so he was likely ignored by pretending to not understand (or really not understanding the point).

 

Lol this is not the first time this guy has posted trying to troll. It's backfired, too.

A while back he tweeted complaining about paper straws and paying for a $25 gin and tonic. Made funnier that he was sipping said drink through a straw. He got mocked so much he deleted the tweet.

 

I assume that from now on, the (R) after the name means "Racist":

Illinois Republican County Chairman’s Association drawing criticism after this post. Cook County Democratic Party condemning it. @cookcodems @ABC7Chicago pic.twitter.com/V4enIrCcMg

— Craig Wall ABC 7 (@craigrwall) July 21, 2019

Fiscal Responsibility:

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Funny who Epstein was partying with...

Jeffrey Epstein partied with Trump's closest advisers including Wilbur Ross, Rudy Giuliani, and Steve Mnunchin at dinner hosted by David Koch just TWO MONTHS after his release from prison https://t.co/JIRqAnZF3h

— seeshell (@Tentoads4truth) July 22, 2019

Only the best. Color me surprised:

OMG. “Because he tends to fall asleep in meetings, they try not to put him in a position where that could happen” https://t.co/ZgxjeR1nS3

— Neal Katyal (@neal_katyal) July 22, 2019

 

What's Mitch thinking? I can't imagine anything that would damage GOP hopes more in 2020 than Republicans openly demonstrating that Democrats were correct in predicting that the GOP wanted to dismantle social programs.

Besides, Trump promised repeatedly that he wouldn't touch Medicare or Medicaid. He can break most of his promises without repercussion, but not that one. Not that one at all.

 

LMFAO. Alt-write:

Pres. @realDonaldTrump criticizes The Squad as "not very smart" just after tweeting misspelled homophone, "out their [sic] for all to see."

🤦‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/Mfy3a1LgLO

— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) July 22, 2019

Moron-wall:

Wait, WHAT?! There's been no "new wall" built in 30 months since Trump took office? And this is from right-wing @dcexaminer?

[via @Anna_Giaritelli]https://t.co/In8ZYocwTE pic.twitter.com/jCxnwu16T8

— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) July 22, 2019

 

Orange Mussolini is projecting big time today by called the Squad racist.

 

I know I'm a bit late in responding but I have an intern whose name is Elano. She did a semester abroad...in Spain. So yeah, we both know.

 

Monday:

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Fox Presidency:

Current Trump, former Fox:
Carson
Chao
Bolton
Brown
Mosbacher
Grenell
Ortagus
Gabrielle
Crowley

Former Trump, previously Fox:
Shine
Nauert
Scaramucci
McFarland
Gorka
McEntee
Sayegh
Schlapp

Current Fox, former Trump:
Hicks (corp)
Shah (corp)
Slater (corp)
Bossie
Homan

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) July 22, 2019

 

The angle is masterful. Look at the hands:

Trump explaining how he has a real understanding of Puerto Rico because he held a beauty pageant there.l and had good tv ratings pic.twitter.com/ZxAmq9VDf8

— ALT-immigration (@ALT_uscis) July 22, 2019

 

That's assuming the Democrats can stay on message (i.e., not get distracted by every single idiotic thing Trump tweets).

 

Where does the black SC Senator stand on all this? Is he beyond the help of the drop squad?

 

I know Puerto Rico.
Nobody has ever done as much in history for Puerto Rico than Donald J Trump.
Donald J. Trump.

 

Randy Rainbow does it again:

I got big D's 2020 campaign song right here. (Apologies to the Jonas Brothers.) 👏🏼🍭👏🏼🍭👏🏼 pic.twitter.com/hyklSGepqr

— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) July 22, 2019

 

Oh well....Ivanka tweets too....Jamaica me Crazy I guess..

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And gets her spelling from her father.


Is the United Kingston next to Whales?

— RichieFed ‍ (@RichieFed)July 23, 2019

 

cruelty is the point:

The Trump administration is making good on its promise to end due process for the kinds of undocumented immigrants Trump routinely used to hire at his golf clubs and resorts https://t.co/CyDjedD8mq

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) July 23, 2019

Trump administration to take food stamps away from three million Americans https://t.co/M4UljYcOIN

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) July 23, 2019