Trump Presidency Tweets Too

What about your ammolushments?

Trump notes captured by @jabinbotsford:
“They want to impeach me over acts that they did”
“Dems have no achomlishments [sic]”https://t.co/WUGczy4y2c pic.twitter.com/ealXzJEFJM

— Dan Eggen (@DanEggenWPost) May 22, 2019

 

He can write.

 

I smell a Pullet Surprise in his future. . .

 

I don't expect him to make the New York Times Bestseller list though!

No Collusion!
Witch Hunt!
Fake News!
Angry Democrats!

 

I can imagine those as four children's books in the Cat In The Hat tradition.

 

No Collusion! by Donald Trump

I did not collude
They are so rude
It's a witch hunt
Pelosi's a [censored]

I am the best
Carson? he jests
Don Jr is smart
Ivanka's a tart

Putin's a king
He said don't sing
They are so rude
I did not collude!

 

Is it too damn much to expect a sitting president to be able to read, write and perform math at the 6th grade level?

 

Remember the good old days when people would say Dubya was just "incurious"? That feels so quaint now.

 

They voted for Bush II because they felt they could have a beer with him.

They mocked Kerry when he ran because he could speak French.

They voted for Trump because they apparently wanted a President who wasn't smarter than they are.

 

Apparently, yes. Republican voters ... man, I don't get them. I understand that they like politicians who share their views. That is the natural starting point. But to stop right there and accept this half-wit, as if all their needs were met? Bizarre.

I mean sure there are dumb Republicans. But most are more literate than this guy. They are consciously, willingly voting down. That is just so strange to me. I don't want a President, of either party, who needs diapers and remedial assistance.

 

There is a culture class thing going on. They can't stand that a college professor has prestige and respected ideas on how they should live their lives even though as a plumber or whatever they make more money than the professor. So here's a guy that talks like them and eats like them and dresses... well, not like the professors, and says all their ideas are right and is so very confident and most of all is so rich he must be right about everything. And to them it's great Trump flouts decorum and unwritten rules and conventions of spelling and white-collar laws because those are all tools of the liberals to hinder real superiority. They have faith. And faith isn't easily shaken.

 

Three things:

1. No, most are not more literate than the Orange Baboon; half of them are as stupid or more stupid than him, and probably another 1/4 are not significantly smarter.

2. What are their need? Own the liberals; stack the courts; torture the POC; give them the illusion of superiority for their race/faith. Economic anxiety not so much.

3. Diapers and medicine are what liburls use to control you and to prevent you from own your freedoms. I mean, probably not, but they really don't care if Drumpf dropped a bomb from the balcony facing the Rose Garden and then wrote MAGA on the walls with his feces. It's not about being a functional adult, but about owning all those idiots that pretend they have the same rights as they do.

 

This not going to bod well...

I was at a deli when Trump’s Rose Garden press conference aired on TV today. When Trump said “I think most of you would agree to this — I’m the most transparent president in the history of this country,” every person waiting at the counter laughed out loud. Every single one.

— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) May 22, 2019

More unhinged:

1131538024938926082 is not a valid tweet id

If only he stopped giving away evidence:

In Trump’s nervous breakdown in his Rose Garden hissy fit...he inadvertently exposed he was one of the three people Jr. called from the Trump Tower meeting.

He said Jr. called him before the Mtg -then two others.
.#TrumpMustResign

pic.twitter.com/6arXZVEbFq

— W Smith Ω 🧢 (@WesSmith123) May 23, 2019

 

sicness follows his prose

 

So it wasn't Economic Anxiety then...

 

If you watched three decades of Oprah in the course of a year you'd learn that all human behavior is driven by one of two primary impulses, fear or love. You're welcome.

 

I had to see why Tillerson was trending. I honestly laughed out a this one.

Rex Tillerson, a man who is “dumb as a rock” and totally ill prepared and ill equipped to be Secretary of State, made up a story (he got fired) that I was out-prepared by Vladimir Putin at a meeting in Hamburg, Germany. I don’t think Putin would agree. Look how the U.S. is doing!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 23, 2019

I can just hear it.

Putin in Natasha accent: "Oh yeah Donald, you totally outfoxed me. " Turns to aid with smirk on his face. *wink* *wink*.

 

Dont forget corny books & free cars

 

I'm distilling the wisdom.

 

Hang in there Smurf. The sweetest revenge will be inheriting all that real estate.

 

And then donating heavily to the local immigrant defense organization.

 

Yeah, my neighbors are a lot like this. Wealthy, retired, multiple homes in CA and NV, husband has a PhD, etc., etc. I like them as they have good humor and are good neighbors but they watch a lot of Fox news and are on the Trump train and know we aren’t so we generally avoid politics. The other night we were out for dinner and just out of the blue, the husband blurts out “something must be done about illegal immigrants!” We didn’t respond and steered the conversation elsewhere and he was ok. I think if you watch Fox all of the time, you are just bombarded with that stuff and it becomes a lot of what you think about. There is a fear of being taken over and people who are “illegal” or somehow not deserving will take your money and or well being.